the_gooch Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 deto, why are girl scout double dutch cookies so dam good?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 Goocher, i don't know, i don't think i have ever eaten them. i personally like the "Samoans" girl scout cookies. them joints with the strips. mmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Originally posted by DETO@Jan 8 2005, 10:12 PM Goocher, i don't know, i don't think i have ever eaten them. i personally like the "Samoans" girl scout cookies. them joints with the strips. mmmmm... Quoted post [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: gooch, that's fucking great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 yeah. i had to do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 ummm, the weightloss for champions sounds interesting. Deto...what is something really awesome I can do for my guy when he comes back to the states this month after being gone for 6 months? (other than just ass) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 well, LadyNapua, besides the obvious (sex) do something special for him, lets see last night for instance my girl "hummed" on my balls, that was good! ummm, make him a nice romantic dinner. candels, roses, you know the works. whatever you do make it memorable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 i find the whole ball humming thing to be overrated. perhaps no one has ever hummed my balls properly, but i just find it to be a little tickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 10, 2005 Author Share Posted January 10, 2005 at first it was a little to tickly, then it felt really, really good while she was giving me a handjob, but after my right nut just started to hurt and politely asked her just to suck me off... :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Mr. V.P. Give me your honest opinion.(don't be to harsh) Last night i had a fun ass time with all my friends at the club, the dude i recently stoped talking to was there with us, and so was this other guy i recently meet, real cool attractive guy; lets just call the first guy my ex, although he was never my boyfriend, well he was getting his groove on with this one girl, so i was like cool. I started dancing, droppin it like it was hott, with the guy i been talking too. Later on this guy and I shared a few kisses with each other for the first time, and all my ex's friends saw, and were like that's fucked up. I feel like i should have respected the fact that my ex was there. Was it a fucked up thing that i did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 i dont think so,but that my .02 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 What is the decomposition process of an averaged 15 year old dead silver back gorilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dino Martini Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 first off, like i stated in the bat cave, this is deto, i can log on to the ounce as "deto" but it will not let me post a post. every time i hit the "addreply" or "fastreply" it gives me an error message. Gliks, since you have some power around here maybe you could shed some light on this. anyway back on topic, First Lady Fatalist, what you did was not wrong in anyway. first of all you stated that you two were never really "togehter" so, his friends shouldn't have a problem with it. also, you said he was with some other girl, (who probably wasn't as attractive as you are, sweetheart :naughty: ) so fuck him. Grimey, you are right. and that was just my .02 as well. Telo, my fellow New Mexican (if i remember correctly) i have no idea. sorry. this thread was intended for fellow 12ozers to ask me, DETO, personal questions, not just random shit. but thak you for your participation in my thread. Sincerly, Dino "DETO" Martini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Inside the Ouncers Studio 01. What is your favorite word? 02. What is your least favorite word? 03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? 04. What turns you off? 05. What is your favorite curse word? 06. What sound or noise do you love? 07. What sound or noise do you hate? 08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt 09. What profession would you not like to attempt? 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 16, 2005 Author Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 15 2005, 10:23 PM Inside the Ouncers Studio 01. What is your favorite word? as of this moment, i have been useing the word "Rad" alot. 02. What is your least favorite word? NO! 03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Creatively, Origianality. Spiritually, What turns me on spiritually? honestly, i don't understand the question. sorry. emotionally, a sense of humor. 04. What turns you off? smoking. 05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck! 06. What sound or noise do you love? my girl moaning and making me feel like a champ! 07. What sound or noise do you hate? This girl Chloe i know, damn, she annoys the hell out of me! 08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt right now i am a student and have no other profession. i want to be a teacher. 09. What profession would you not like to attempt? i will never work in an office again. fuck that! i worked at a bank for near 2 years opening accounts, bookkeeping and helping people figure out their accounts. worst job ever. 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? you did well. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Was it wrong for me to hookup with a gal 7 years older than myself and then find out that she was engaged and was getting married in less than a month and to continue doing business with her? this occurd last night....im a badd man! :eek: :innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 hah,fuck gettin your balls hummed,sounds like bullshit..id rather just have sex,blow jobs are now boring because i have a girlfriend,i enjoyed them when i didnt have to kiss the girl afterwards.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 wtf? blowjobs are now boring? thanks for the advice Deto.....never tried the humming thing. He will be here in about 10 days, life is going to be fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 18, 2005 Author Share Posted January 18, 2005 meateater, rad. why stop? i congatulate you. job well done, meateater. MaKeItHaPpEn, come on man! Blowjobs are the greatest thing EVER! LadyNapua, hope i helped, but i say do the romantic dinner thing for him, if i were him i would appreciate that. followed by ladynapua for dessert, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 oh! cheers DETO... looks like ill start returning some of those SMS's shes been sending me........ muwahawhwahwah!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 24, 2005 Author Share Posted August 24, 2005 bump. not anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Dr.Deto, what is the best way to steal some other guys girlfriend. (Legally) No i dont know the other guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 9, 2008 Author Share Posted February 9, 2008 befriend her, earn her trust and fuck her. it takes a while, but it's effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 A little late, but still good advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 whats the square root of a egg plant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 9, 2008 Author Share Posted February 9, 2008 i don't know peyote, but you can go here http://whatscookingamerica.net/Vegetables/eggplant.htm if you'd like to know the sex of an eggplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 a river Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 9, 2008 Author Share Posted February 9, 2008 what porcelain said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 sorry that i answered. my bad on disrespecting the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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