bed framed Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Security guard I worked with asked me to try some chocolate energy bar before he tried one. I did and I told him it was pretty bland compared to regular chocolate. He said he didn't know what bland meant... He's 25. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I kinda hate day trips. Everyone's all excited and I'm kinda just like "ehh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Nobody ever sang, "I'm dreaming of a white mother's day." Stupid Colorado. It's May... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Maybe some coke smugglers or addicts sang it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 it's july-level humid already. fucking city/region built on a swamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 When you're constipated for a day and a half and finally can get it out of you...heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Felt good to rock a boina for a few hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 It's too damn hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Saw a hot jogging chick with double Ds bouncing everywhere. It was racktacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Always seems to be at least one set of loudmouth people at the reservoir or the woods. STFU & enjoy nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 They should employ homeless people to help with recycling since they're going through your trash anyway. Solves 2 problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Stone Cali-Belgie is pretty delicious. And, at 4.99 a bomber, it's def worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I HAD THIS DREAM I LAYED MY HEAD ON THE TRACKS AND A FREIGHT CAME THROUGH AND MASHED UP MY HEAD AND I COULD FEEL EVERYTHING AND MY BRAIN WAS OBVIOUSLY CRUSHED BECAUSE I FELT ALL RETARDED BUT IS THIS REALLY A POSSIBILITY THAT ONE COULD SURVIVE ALBEIT VERY, VERY BRIEFLY AFTER GETTING ONES MELON SMUSHED BY FIFTY TON ENGINE???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I absolutely hate Modern Family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I just started watching it and I think it's hilarious. I don't fuck with the bitchy wife tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Very rarely do I wake up well rested and ready to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 have never watched modern family. shit looked wack whats good mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 life thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 How the fuck did i make it out the store with this? tags just dont work sometimes. nothing to be counted on but it happens. said tag on laundry soap is funny tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Was just at the liquor store. Girl ringing me out had the hugest tits, impossible to ignore. So I said let me behave myself and not be a total creep, let me look elsewhere for a minute to distract myself. Look down on the counter to a jar of sample bottles that says "Nips" in big letters. Dudes can't win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Radiation is one cause of, and one treatment for, cancer. ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 tags just dont work sometimes. nothing to be counted on but it happens. said tag on laundry soap is funny tho Lol. Was from family dollar.. Won't give people a whole cookie for a sample but will go to those measures for a $5 bag of detergent. And it didn't work... Doing alright. Saw I had 8 alerts and knew you had posted. Just made it a year at my job so they presented me with a certificate and pin. Not a big deal but cool of them to acknowledge. How's it going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm not lame you're just ratchet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I am going to build a gaming PC. I have had it up to here with these damn consoles. I have always been on the fence but i know now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Lol. Was from family dollar.. Won't give people a whole cookie for a sample but will go to those measures for a $5 bag of detergent. And it didn't work... Doing alright. Saw I had 8 alerts and knew you had posted. Just made it a year at my job so they presented me with a certificate and pin. Not a big deal but cool of them to acknowledge. How's it going? thats doap they recognized your first full year. in the grand scheme of things, people stay with companies for decades sometimes, so its good of them either way. def keep that pin as far as laundry detergent goes, they always give out free samples here that say not for resale. as if life is.. life. thanks fer asking, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 this cuteass chick dropped off a basket of yam fries for free, for no reason other than the fact that she liked moi. im socially retarded tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 really want some grilled cheese sandwiches with ketchup. should not have thought about grilled cheese sandwiches with ketchup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 fuck a friday. not all fridays, but this one is particular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Yeah it's my second one because I used to work with them before I got layed off. I have no clue where the first pin is tho. Feel you on the social retard thing. Been thinking of a lot of messed up shady things I've done in the passed. Maybe I am lame.. I know covertness is the movement whenever things get too personal, but whatever's going on, stay up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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