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Magician Guy: "Sir...I believe I've found the Chosen One.."

Dude In Charge: "Are you sure?...reveal him to me."

 

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Dude In Charge: "What the fuck....Dude you're so fired, it's almost like you're hired again."

Magician Guy: "FUCK YOU! I SAW WHAT I SAW!!! ARRGGHHHHHPLBBBBTTT!!! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!"

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everytime i scrolled down, i laughed harder and harder. funny shit pmb.

 

oh about you peeing near your girl comp at night drunk happened to me too. except he was peeing over the bed in which i was in it. yea, he was drunk as hell and he thought he was in the bathroom but come to find out he only made it to the end of the bed when he whipped out good ole man and did his job.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Absolutely fucking fantastic. The VSO is a truly heroic figure, and the PMB's photofunk skills have initiated a paradigm shift into a whole new realm of awesomeness.

 

 

I was once stopped mere seconds before I pissed all over my friend's computer desk. One of my top 3 nights of utter wastedom.

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  • 4 weeks later...

Re: Part six.

 

Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

  • ++OLD PICTURES++

 

 

 

 

 

  • ++POSTSCRIPT++

 

  • I got really drunk at VSO's party. More drunk than I've been in quite some time. My woman drove us back to her place, and we soon collapsed into bed. She woke up about an hour later to an odd sound much like water being poured on the carpet. She realized I wasn't in bed, sat up, and saw me standing in front of her computer desk peeing all over the floor. Butt ass naked.
     
    She yelled at me to stop, to which I replied, "I thought she had an open tort .." This makes no sense at all, even now. She again told me to stop peeing, and I said I didn't need to pee. Right. I evidently did the pinch and went into the bathroom where I finished. She threw a towel on it and sopped up what I'd leaked. I cannot remember doing any of this, but I do have the faintest sliver of memory of the sound the piss made as it hit the carpet. Splatter effect style.
     
    The only thing we can figure out is that I got out of bed and, walking the same route I would have taken had I been in my old apartment, went to where the bathroom should have been. I walked as far as I could before hitting the desk and deciding that this must be the place to urinate. Awesome. This event reminded me of the infamous
El Mamerro's Dad Fan Pee Incident of 2003. I'm just glad I didn't piss on my woman's computer, which was turned on at the time. That would have been awkward explaining to her parents/insurance adjustor.
 
The best part is that my woman isn't/wasn't mad at all - she just found it hilarious. I love her.

 

 

 

AND ...

 

 

 

 

  • On Sunday morning, we go to a local diner to grab a bite. We noticed this hipster chick eating in a booth across from us, sitting alone except for her stuffed animal. While we found this both odd and awesome at the same time, it quickly got better when she took the tiger in her arms like a baby and rocked it to sleep while talking to it. She made the tiger stand up on its hind legs and do a little dance on the table. Dumptruck wondered if she got in a fight with the tiger, whether she'd leave him there and storm out of the restaurant. She eventually left and wandered around the parking lot for a good five minutes before driving away.

 

 

The end.

 

ive almost figured out exactly where you live.

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  • 11 months later...
Originally posted by se_FOUR@Jun 2 2004, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by johnny

that cute brunette is foxxxxxxxxy

 

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how much did all those "crawfish" cost ???

 

 

if VSOs the type of guy that you can pour a bin of water and not sour his mood he deserves this thread and more

 

 

and that toad diarama is fucking awesome !

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Originally posted by WhiteOx+Jun 27 2005, 10:47 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WhiteOx - Jun 27 2005, 10:47 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>how much did all those "crawfish" cost ???

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I'm pretty sure there only about $5/lb when you buy 'em live.

 

 

<!--QuoteBegin-WhiteOx@Jun 27 2005, 10:47 AM

if VSOs the type of guy that you can pour a bin of water and not sour his mood he deserves this thread and more

Damn skippy.

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