awarePTA Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 you dont get around it,you pull mack on her friend.simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 this shits rediculous, talking to girls at a bar for dummies 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Something i noticed last night... some of this advice actually works! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 good for you sneakers! people might slag on this thread like we're trying to school kiddies on 'how to talk to girls' but the truth is we are providing an essential service here. Just think of all those poor 'ouncers without an older male influence in their life to teach them the game. You cant just go learn that shit on the street anymore. haha... you know it's all fun. <expect another quality lesson later today > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 3, 2004 Author Share Posted June 3, 2004 Good for you sneaks! Safe! Sorry 12oz volunteers, I was in the middle of posting last night when I got a call from the girl I'm kind of seeing who tried to get all emotional about things. So I asked her not to call back, and of course she did, 17 times. But I'll save the drama for another day... Quick tip: Compliment her to let her know you're interested. But don't take it too far, her hair eyes and smile are okay, anything on the body save for your second date... "You have some great New York Boobs!" Later today: Getting her to come home with you in 12 easy steps. Why groups are sometimes better and the law of panty/time equivalents... Milton "He don't wife em..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Ok so i met this girl last night and all went well i sorta gave her a slight hint i was interested. Anyways we met up today with all our friends but she seemed more interested in talking to everyone else. I knew i shouldnt of got my hope up last night. She's just signed on MSN now and she gave me a nice compliment so i was like kool and we chatting now. And were meeting tomoz aswell. Now i dont want to aim to sleep with her, I just want to aim to maybe be somthing more than friends. Now i did notice one thing about us, and thats when we talk theres somethimes an awkward silence where i cant think of anything to say. Cmon on Chaps and Dlush. Any pointers on what will help me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 gotta be careful... hoes are sneaky, so a lot of times, they don't really like their own friends.. so they'll 'hang out' w/ you and give you the csarrot on the stick routine in order to asimilate into your group of friends (who then ussually pass her around, and throw her away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 lol shes not a hoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 keep telling yourself that :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 she clearly digs you, but keep in mind.... internet chat is for dorks. well yeah.... compared to actually talking to the girl face to face, chat is the dork option. Dont be a dork. even if you have to lie and say 'I have to go help someone do something' it's better than chat. Keep it simple and leave her wanting more. write that down guys... always leave her wanting more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 i thought you were ment to help vanity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> she clearly digs you, but keep in mind.... internet chat is for dorks. well yeah.... compared to actually talking to the girl face to face, chat is the dork option. Dont be a dork. even if you have to lie and say 'I have to go help someone do something' it's better than chat. Keep it simple and leave her wanting more. write that down guys... always leave her wanting more. i understand wot u mean but over here every1 goes on msn to talk . ITs not considered being a dork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 I dont care where you are from, chatting on your computer DOES NOT COME CLOSE to actually talking to a girl in real life. if you want to learn to e-pimp ask teaseola. if you want to actually get with a girl, get off the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 well, you guys just said laid.. you never differentiated betwee e-laid. and ash.. i'm not here to help folks get laid. i know the game, but i don't play it... i'll catch it on tv now and again, but i'm not even buying a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 fine ok no more talking on the net. i said i had to go help my dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 i guess that's better than "i have to go because my e-friends told me not to talk on the internet to girls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 good work son, so you already have plans to see her tomorrow? just you? or the whole crew? trust this: 5 seconds of real life interaction will go farther than a week of aim chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 The crew but i shall not worry bout them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 good.... focus in like a lazer and get the one-on-one going. dont act clingy, make jokes with your friends and everything, just make sure after every joke that makes people laugh, you look her in the eyes to say that one was for us, they just got to hear it too. make her number one, but not by excluding the other people. ya hear me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> I dont care where you are from, chatting on your computer DOES NOT COME CLOSE to actually talking to a girl in real life. if you want to learn to e-pimp ask teaseola. if you want to actually get with a girl, get off the computer. i have to agree. ive learnt from mistakes... if you end up chatting to a girl on msn more than real life, itll mess up. trust. i even started saying "i only use msn for chatting to next writers". that puts a girl off!! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 First advice: ASH.UGT, you have too much respect for the girls you are interested in. Respect is a good thing, but putting a woman on a pedestal gives her all the power in the relationship, not good. Respect takes time to develop, don't give yours away free. You are a first timer I persume, sorry to call you out on that but it's understandable. Your fundamental error is that since women as a species are mysterious to you you're incapable of relating to them as human beings. I've been there, I'm sure my main man key3 has been there at one point. Understand that a woman is a human being like any other. Talk to her, make her like you, show her that you're a quality guy. Kilo's advice was good, you have to figure out how to seperate her while maintaining the consistency of the group. Take a few breaks with just her if possible, ask her to accompany you to get something, etc. And take the few moments when shes away from the herd to make it clear that you wouldn't be opposed to seeing her alone. Lesson 4: ABC: Always Be Closing "You're like this big beer with claws and fangs... and big fuckin' teeth ... and teeth... And she's like this little bunny cowering in the corner... shiverin ... And you're just looking at your claws like "How do I kill this bunny?"...You're just poking at it ... Yeah. You're just gently batting it around... and the rabbit's all scared...... and you got big claws and fangs ... and fangs... and you're like "I don't know what to do. How do I kill this bunny?" you're like a big bear." So you're talking to her, she seems interested, five minutes ago you said something that made her laugh and she touched your elbow. You in turn put your hand on her back and laughed a little yourself. You've bonded, she's still got her eyes focused on you. And now you're at the breaking point. This is where nervousness starts to set in right? What should I say? How should I close the deal? In general you have two options and the one you pick depends on a few things. First and easiest, you can arrange to see her another time, and get her phone number. You don't have to make actual plans on the spot anything from a simple "we should get together sometime" or "yeah, or we could get together and eat a whole bunch of carmels" works. Remember young jedi, never ASK always tell. If you say "Do you wan't to see me again?" you give her the option of saying no. Don't give her that option. A more advanced move on this same level is giving her a choice of two things neither of which is saying no. Say something like "So should I call you next week to go out, or do you want to make plans now?" This works because her mind will automatically focus on deciding which of the two choices are best and subconciously forget about the third option which is of course telling you to get lost. However, you can only use this if you are positive she's into you, its a strong move. Another move you can try, if you think shes really into you is to ask her to continue the night somewhere else. Like Kilo said, the VIP is a good place, and in the club you could probably get her to go alone with you. But if you're say, trying to take her to your house, a lot of women won't come unaccompanied. This is where you can make use of coming in a group, especially if the bar is near closing, say "do you girls want to come to breakfast with us?" This works a lot and the longer you spend with her the more likely you'll be to get laid (This is the law of time/panty equivalents, explained soon). If you have your heart set on getting her home try something along the lines of "We'll I think we're all gonna be getting together at my place you all should join us." Getting her and her drones back to your pad is good for 2 reasons, 1 you get to spend time with her, and 2 its easier to seperate her from her squad if you have the home court advantage (You know there had to be at least one sex/sports metaphor). The strongest of all moves at this point should not be attempted unless you are POSITIVE she is into you 100%, ask her to ditch her friends and get out of there with you. A lot of girls won't do it, especially if you're trying to get her home, but the ones that do are basically a sure thing. (DISCLAIMER: Just because she comes home with you doesn't mean shes obligated to let you smash; don't be the next Kobe Bryant, you don't have the money to get away with it) NOTE: Making out with girls in public is classless, especially if you expect to go there again, it kills any chance you have at future action. At least get her back to VIP or the bathroom, neither of which has much class but at least you can be seen there again... And now, the coveted LAW OF TIME/PANTY EQUIVALENTS (Doc Milton's original sociological theory: The chances that you are going to get laid depend on three significant factors, one is the amount of chemistry and mutual attraction you have, the second is the quality of interaction that you create, and the third time. Depending on situation the three may be greatly different in their effectiveness, but the ratio of time is generally a constant direct relation. Time of the day well call T. The amount of time you've spent together we'll call t. And the chances of the Panties coming off will be P. Given: T in the AM if connected to the previous night start at 12 and add up; stopping around 6:30 am and reverting to normal postive time. The equation is something along the lines of: T/2.5 + t = P That is, about half the hour plus the number of hours you've spent together provides a reference number of how close you are to possibly getting laid. Don't believe me, ask around... Next time, sealing the deal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Damn, Milton – that was good. Bump this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 milton's all like "hey baby... lets increase out little t, so i can increase the big p" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 Questions? I'll be on for an hour, aks away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awarePTA Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 the "we should get breakfast"card works extremely well when.it works best if you ask at about 300am to 400 am,because there is about 2 to 3 hours of open time from when you leave wherewver you are at,to when you actually get breakfast.or you can make them breakfast after you get done rumpin her.worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob Hmmm, I think my main hurdle with zee ladies is the fact that my ability to read people is somewhat non existent. That is to say, I while I think I'm generally pretty attractive I find it hard to know if a girl is feeling it or not. It hasn't slowed me down too too much. But I can't shake the feeling that I have missed out on some good oppurtunities because of my poor assesment skills. Somebody school me. ( and note this isn't just in a club scenario. Its also daytime interactions, when the whole meat market code of conduct is less applicable ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 When you can't read women, which takes years to master, the best thing is to substitute a little confidence and make a move in the dark. If shes into you you'll know, if shes not what do you lose by acting? Nothing right... Exactly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by ASH.UGT i understand wot u mean but over here every1 goes on msn to talk . ITs not considered being a dork yes it is. maybe not in your group of friends or something, but to everyone who doesnt talk on msn all the time, its considered stupid as a way to talk to girls or people in general instead of hanging out with them and talking face to face. msn is cool for killing time and talking to friends when youre too lazy to call or dont have anything important to say and dont particularly want to kick it or dont have time... but! other than that, dont use it as a replacement. one solid piece of advice i can give is DONT try to mack on girls or whatever on the internet in any way shape or form (chat, email, dont know if any of you are dumb enough to try to mack on girls on a message board [yes i do, people try it all the time here], but dont). if you have any real desire to date a girl or NOT make her think you're a total loser with no balls, dont ask her out on email or msn/aim. you will come off like such a chump (and you are a chump if you're too pussy to ask her out or whatever in person, if you cant initiate a relationship in person, how do you expect to keep one going?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 I will address the internet issue. This is my opinion only. If you RELY on the internet to talk to girls, you're missing the point. It's like porn, yes, its cool once in a while but is it satisfying? Fuck no. you're not getting laid. Get a good basis of person to person interaction in the flesh then on the phone than maybe on the net. Here's the thing, if you are not getting all the pussy you want, you have no business chatting it up with women on the internet. Most people who talk on the internet to women (And I have been guilty of this too) use it as a crutch when they are too shy to talk to them in life. It's a vicious cycle boys and girls. As an added bonus, on the net you can't see the persons face, note the tone in their voice, look at their body language, are you even sure you're talking to who you think? No! Get off the internet and talk to her in life. Thats not to say that you can't "mack on girls" online, you can, but its stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 uncle milton, tell us your theory on why single women tell us about their personal lives (i.e. other men, situations, etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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