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anyone have an extra gi tract that i can have? mine's sorta fucked up.

 

ps- i had waaaay too many starbucks hot chocolates today and feel like :yuck:. Starbucks is THE DEVIL.

 

pps-i fucked up my wrist at school yestarday. We learned chair massage and i think i had my wrist bent for the whole three hours we were working. Fuck massage school..

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hmmm, i just skimmed the last 3 pages and i had alot to say when i was reading, but now i just don't remember what i'm specifically thinking about....

 

so random shit = on: + 6 beer factor

 

1. goosemoney, that story would make a great porno. all the plot holes can be filled with fuck scenes, shady cybersex dealings, or gatita... i mean the sexy agent.. masturbating.

 

2. the shit going on in the ukraine is rad. read my post in crossfire.

 

3. crossfire is my favorite part of 12oz now.

 

4. seeking is right. ukrainian girls are hot. too bad the only ones i know are my cousins.

 

5. i had a court date today, and i must say, LAWYERS ARE FUCKING GREAT.

 

6. re: Gliko eye burn: my contact ran to the back of my eye today and puffed that shit out. it took the doctor all of ten seconds to find it and get it out. Canadian health care is awesome. "Hey Doc, I have an owie!"

 

7. woo.woo. keep it crunk, keep it crunk.

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Originally posted by effyoo@Dec 4 2004, 02:43 AM

4. seeking is right. ukrainian girls are hot. too bad the only ones i know are my cousins.

 

Are they first or second cousins?

 

6. re: Gliko eye burn: my contact ran to the back of my eye today and puffed that shit out. it took the doctor all of ten seconds to find it and get it out. Canadian health care is awesome. "Hey Doc, I have an owie!"

 

That sucks, I couldnt imagine having some lodged in the BACK OF MY EYE. Fuck that.

 

7. woo.woo. keep it crunk, keep it crunk.

 

You sir are correct.

 

And on the whole eating ass tip, only if I reaaaaaly like you and we're in a hottub.

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i know this has probably been answeresd in the "ask a gay dude" thread, but i rather ask in the batcave, because this is the tread i frequent the most. anyway, what are the chances of a straight guy like myself picking up a straight girl at a gay bar, a buddy of mine and myself have gone to this gay bar a couple of times, we go there because, the atmosphere is awesome, the music is generaly good, everyone is well dressed and it is a fun bar/club/restauant. not to mention the place is crawling with hawt straight/lesbian/bi womem. my only fear is that people would also assume my friend and i are "together" and i could really care less if people assume that, (i am comfortable enough with my sexuality.) but how can i make a connection with a straight woman there? i know i babbled on there for a while, but think you know what i'm getting at...

 

 

deto/straight like indian hair.

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Originally posted by DETO@Dec 4 2004, 06:34 PM

i know this has probably been answeresd in the "ask a gay dude" thread, but i rather ask in the batcave, because this is the tread i frequent the most. anyway, what are the chances of a straight guy like myself picking up a straight girl at a gay bar, a buddy of mine and myself have gone to this gay bar a couple of times, we go there because, the atmosphere is awesome, the music is generaly good, everyone is well dressed and it is a fun bar/club/restauant. not to mention the place is crawling with hawt straight/lesbian/bi womem. my only fear is that people would also assume my friend and i are "together" and i could really care less if people assume that, (i am comfortable enough with my sexuality.) but how can i make a connection with a straight woman there? i know i babbled on there for a while, but think you know what i'm getting at...

 

 

deto/straight like indian hair.

 

 

hmmm, i would suggest just do what you would do at a straight bar: eye contact, smiles, go over and chat, whatever. infact you may have a better chance of hooking up w/ her cause she may assume you are gay thus her guard would be down. hmmm i'm getting ideas....i should try this....lol.

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Deto:

 

If the girl is with a bunch of gay guys = usually straight. If the girl is with girls = gay.

Yeh thats a generalization, but you catch my drift. I had a guy pick me up at the Hole once, a notorious dyke/lesbian bar in LES. That was a ridiculous nite.

 

Anyway I miss going to the Hole. Dyke (and by dyke, I dont mean ALL lesbians, Im mean bulldykes) bars are the best. First off, theres some damn fine femmes there, and I have a thing for boyish looking dykes (shit, whats better than a chain wallet, tattoos, and breasts? nothing really.) which there are a nice pickins of. and the music is usually ranty rock or electro. And.. well, its fucking grand.

 

I gota go back this winter. Yes. Yes I do.

 

<3

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