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I saw a show in brooklyn last night featuring a fat lady wearing a cow suit, and her sidekick granola dude was wearing a skirt. The next band was called "The Danielson's", and half way through their set The lead singer put a tree costume on that took up half the stage. The whole thing was kind of strange.

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Look at Colin Powell eyeing that crack. mmm. crack. I wasnt sposeta say anything but Colin Powell was smoking crack behind a dumpster by where i was bombing last night. I was like mr. Secretary of the State... what you doing with a crack pipe hangin out your mouth... and he replied Im not Colin Powell im Timmy the Tooth Smoker. And i said Colin Powell you crazy and he started cooing like a mourning dove. So i told him i would give him a dollar if he would lick the dirt off the bottom of my shoes. Colin Powell runs a hard bargain. I ended up giving him like 2 dollars and eleven cents and he ran lookout for me.

He was wearing that same outfit.... i wonder if it was a coincidence or if thats his crack tie

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my biggest fear is someone stabbing me with a syringe full of blood with aids, thats honestly my biggest fear, i dont know why, im not afraid of black people in an alley or the dark, but syringes full of aids, and if aids was a liquid as just aids, i think it would be a paste

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Originally posted by onesecondple@Dec 5 2004, 10:22 PM

my biggest fear is someone stabbing me with a syringe full of blood with aids, thats honestly my biggest fear, i dont know why, im not afraid of black people in an alley or the dark, but syringes full of aids, and if aids was a liquid as just aids, i think it would be a paste

yeah i remember hearing about people doing that randomly at clubs or attaching needles to the pump handles at gas stations. that shit always scared the hell out of me too.

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Originally posted by Herbivore+Dec 6 2004, 01:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Herbivore - Dec 6 2004, 01:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-onesecondple@Dec 5 2004, 10:22 PM

  my biggest fear is someone stabbing me with a syringe full of blood with aids, thats honestly my biggest fear, i dont know why, im not afraid of black people in an alley or the dark, but syringes full of aids, and if aids was a liquid as just aids, i think it would be a paste

yeah i remember hearing about people doing that randomly at clubs or attaching needles to the pump handles at gas stations. that shit always scared the hell out of me too.

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im so on the serious level here man, that shit scares the piss outta me, we was painting a bridge on saturday, and im not afraid of needles when iget a shot, or if i had to give on, but damn, randome people with needles scare the piss outta me...

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I know what you mean about the needles and AIDS thing...that has scared the shit out of me for years now. Ever since I heard about some people that were rigging up payphones with infected needles. I won't use a payphone for anything.

 

And as for that girl you were hitting onesecondple....she was hot...too bad she was a dumb cunt trying to make you dress like a retard. Doesn't she get the red jumpsuit??????

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