The Nonsense thread

[theprotester]

[injury]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu4qUpwL314

[George Costanza]

fucking awesome 911 call

 

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/07/us/ohio-cleveland-ramsey/index.html

[aLBERThOFFMAN]

[MedicineCabinet]

poor squirrel

[toluene_causes_tumors]

[toluene_causes_tumors]

[toluene_causes_tumors]

 

i've got to be preeeeeety drunk to post on here these days, yessir

 

[MedicineCabinet]

aw wtf did you eat, 7-11 cheese?

[toluene_causes_tumors]

caption read 7 yr old cumrag

[toluene_causes_tumors]

i'm fuckin hammered....like admitting to your conservative family members all the drugs youve done hammered...im gettin fat....fuck

[MedicineCabinet]

aww fuck thats gnarly :lol:

 

it was just a random imgur link, so thought it was yours

[MedicineCabinet]

new moon

 

[aLBERThOFFMAN]

caption read 7 yr old cumrag

 

What the fucking fuck.

[MedicineCabinet]

would you put your face right up to that & take a deep breath? for how much? it wouldnt be televised or anything

 

serious question~

[fictionator]

where the fuck was that thing kept, that's not a casual fucking hider. fucking weird bastards.

[injury]

blew a load in a napkin? the fuck?

 

i've drank 2 40's and a bunch of gin and i cant comprehend that.

[Brickos]

[Will Ferreal]

well shit fellas between me toulene and injury it seems like we got ourselves a little party goin on here ..woooo!! tits or gtfoooo

[MedicineCabinet]

fine, but not answering means you just ate all of it with a spoon as it aired live across every free channel in the world

 

y u do dat

[Fist 666]

I don't even know what the fuck that picture is of.

 

I have never had any mixture of fluids come out of me that looked like that.

[UPS!]

 

She needs my dick in her life, ah yeaaaaaaaaaaah

:D

[MedicineCabinet]

 

Blanche Dumas, born to French and Caribbean parents, was a high-class Parisian courtesan in the late 1800s. She was uniquely qualified for her line of work: Attached to her lower back was a third leg, and her wider-than-normal pelvis contained two bladders, two bowels and, yes, two vaginas. Her doctors noted that both sets of ladyparts had “equally developed sensations.” They also commented on her sex drive, which was “markedly pronounced,” and, they confirmed, “coitus was practised in both vaginae.”

 

 

While living in Paris, Dumas met Juan Baptista dos Santos, a Portuguese man with a “ravenous” sexual appetite. Like Dumas, he happened to have a third, nonfunctional leg, which he kept in a sling or tied to his thigh. And like Dumas, he also had a second set of genitals.“Juan was considered quite handsome, fit and well proportioned,” writes The Human Marvels, which adds, “Both penises functioned perfectly. An 1865 report stated that Santos used both penises during intercourse and, after finishing with one he would continue with the other.”

 

 

 

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

there is never enough time for anything if you play by they're rules. (drunkenphilosopher0ner)

 

 

edit**hahahahahahawtfdoesthatevenmeanit's time for the sheets

[MedicineCabinet]

rihanna says that lifes a game & its not fair, but she breaks all the rules so she dont care

[Brickos]

[YearzOne]

[Brickos]

[George Costanza]

Yeeeeaaahhhh, I'd probably only have that happen once. Not sure I'd be keeping a cum blood drenched teddy bear.

yeah i have to agree with you. this kid was super into acid and really anything that made him trip.. life was like boring to to him if he aren't just so far out there all the time. also molly but so many kids do molly now. anyways i believe he told me he didn't want them to think they were getting to him or something. it was court mandated cause he kept having some bad luck and so i dont it was the type of place where rich parents send there kid when they find a dimebag.

[McLovin]