..romero.. Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 cool story, when i was in elementary i got pissed on by a rhino while at the zoo, i was unaware that they pee backwards, my friends got a kick out of it and were laughing something fierce, until the rhino let out another shot of urine and pissed right in my best friends mouth. justice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fiveohno Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 So, I'm not even sure how to start here. The last couple of weeks my dog (7 year old lab) has been acting noticeably different. I guess I could describe it as "distant" and even depressed. He is normally an extremely outgoing and happy dog, very playful and energetic etc. But starting about 2 weeks ago he started acting very withdrawn and nervous around people, even his own family. At first I kind of brushed it off as feeling under the weather, but after about a week and a half I decided maybe he needed to see a vet. I got him in yesterday and after an examination the vet told me that he believes the dog has been sodomized. His anus had slight damage in a way that was consistent with that sort of thing. He said he can't really imagine that his injuries could have come about any other way. So already now I'm pretty upset and sort of freaking out. Who would do this sort of thing to a dog? I thought about all of the people that had access to the dog and my back yard. Garderners crossed my mind, my neighbors, etc. The only people that live in the house are my wife, myself, and our teenaged son. I came home and thought about it for a while. I had this really ugly sinking feeling in my stomach about the possibilty that it could have been my son. I decided to look around his room. I didn't really know what I was expecting to find, and I didn't really find anything in there that screamed guilty, until I decided to check his browser history. I found he had been on a beastiality forum recently and a site with pictures of that sort of thing. I felt like I was going to throw up. Now I know that this isn't definitive proof of anything, but it sure doesn't look good. The more I think about it, the more I am convinced my son has been sodomizing our dog. I haven't told my wife yet or done anything about it. I have NOT left him alone with the dog since. I am totally confused and upset and don't really know how to proceed with this. Well this morning I caught my son in the backyard holding onto Colby's genitals while playing tug of war with him. Granted this isn't sodomization and the dog seemed to be ok, but my son was basically grabbing and massaging the dogs privates as he held him in place under the guise of a tug of war game. Obviously I stormed outside and grabbed him in anger and we had a VERY serious and angry talk. He had promised me to never treat the dog in any remotely inappropriate way after our last incident. I put him in his room for the rest of the day. My wife is still at work, and I do not know what to do. I am at my wits end. Apparently, therapy has not been working. THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 ^.If you need me, I'll be in my lab.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 was drawing the letter K over and over boss man (a brown guy) looks over my shoulder, gives me a look of disgust, asks me to work on something, walks away. i forgot i shave my head and look like a white supremacist /fail 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 http://www.zazzle.com/meth+art Zefrey Throwell's portrait of his deceased father, using his cremated remains. A new art exhibit in Germany highlights the work of US artist Zefrey Throwell, who created a portrait of his father, who died of a meth overdose, out of his cremated remains. The show puts the spotlight on Germany's own rapidly growing problem with the highly addictive stimulant. They are far from the kind of portraits a son typically makes of his father. Haunting, almost somber, Zefrey Throwell created the images using his father's cremated remains following a meth overdose. They offer a stark portrayal of a life destroyed by drugs. The fate suffered by Throwell's father six years ago is far from unique in the US. But starting this week at the Leopold-Hoesch Museum near Cologne, Throwell's portraits make for uncomfortable viewing in Germany as well -- a country with a rapidly growing meth problem of its own. "This is just reaching Germany right now," Throwell told SPIEGEL ONLINE in a phone interview. "It's a pressing issue. This is a warning of what's to come." Evidence from German law enforcement agencies suggests that it may already be here, with rapidly increasing amounts of methamphetamine being trafficked and used in the country. With few statistics to go on beyond those from police, the numbers of drug users with first-time contact from law enforcement take on great significance. The number of meth and amphetamine users seen for the first time by police has now increased for eight straight years and jumped by 19.6 percent in 2011. The rise in first-time crystal meth users known to police rose by a whopping 163 percent. Furthermore, police seized a record of 1.4 tons of meth and amphetamines in 2011, with the total number of such seizures increasing by 21.8 percent. In combination with stronger meth available on the street, the problem looks daunting. 'A Massive Increase Here' It is an impression that those who treat drug users quickly confirm. "We are flooded with patients," said Roland Härtel- Petri, a psychiatrist and psychotherapist who works in addictive medicine at a district hospital in Bayreuth. "Since 2010, we have had a massive increase here." Even still, experts say there is a lack of reliable data on the problem in Germany. Ingo Kipke, a psychologist at the European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction, says there is little in the way of current "valid information" on meth in Germany beyond the police statistics. "The reason we couldn't provide a sufficient statement on methamphetamine is because honestly, we don't know," Kipke, who focuses on drug use in Germany, said. He is hoping that a study set for completion by September will provide greater insight. Zefrey Throwell's childhood was a mixture of violence, as his father beat his mother, random moves around the US to escape those blows, and later, a confusing rush towards drugs. Throwell himself spent years battling addictions to cocaine and alcohol. "I romanticized drugs heavily when I was young," said Throwell. "I thought that lifestyle was for me." Now, seven years sober, his art takes on tough topics that range from consumerism to big business. He gained recent notoriety for a performance featuring dozens of naked people acting out roles on Wall Street last August that was meant to question consumer culture. Other works have been featured at New York's Museum of Modern Art and the Guggenheim Museum. He said part of coming to terms with his own addiction has been to try and understand his father, who ran drugs for the Hells Angels and struggled with addiction until his overdose at the age of 59. Throwell stopped using drugs just a year before his father's death. A Hotbed of Meth Trafficking Methamphetamine is a highly addictive member of the amphetamine family. It's cheap to make and more potent than the amphetamines that are prescribed as diet pills or for attention-deficit disorder. Crystal meth is a crystallized version of meth that can be a more pure variety of the drug. In America, the drug remains heavily used by truckers, or bikers, like Throwell's father. And it has become fashionable in America's club and bar scenes. Sometimes called crystal or crank, meth gained a much wider following in the 90s. The distinction between crystal meth, meth, and amphetamines can be blurry, especially on the street. And the three are often grouped together statistically. For a user, it's the same euphoric rush, the same feeling of a quicker wit, stronger muscles, and intense focus. It also delivers the same plummeting fall when it wears off. The meth wave that hit the United States back in the 1990s also, to a lesser extent, affected Germany and the rest of Europe. But with only a few legal producers of the drugs used to make meth, limiting use was less of a challenge. Enforcing controls on the ingredients meant that prices for meth went sky high, making it difficult for most drug users to access it. Härtel-Petri said that five or six years later, in the mid-2000s, meth became cheaper as enforcement backed off and the number of users increased. After a major increase in 2010, half of the people seeking treatment at Härtel-Petri's hospital in Bayreuth are now looking for help with meth addictions. That's up from an estimate of just 10 percent of his patients in the middle of the last decade. Härtel-Petri's hospital is not far from the Czech border, a hotbed of meth trafficking. More than half the crystal meth seized in Germany in 2010 was confiscated in the state of Saxony, which borders the Czech Republic. Amphetamines, on the other hand, are found across the country, according to the 2011 annual report produced by the European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction. The damage of a meth addiction can be seen first-hand at Düren's Leopold-Hoesch Museum this summer. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/04/arts/design/04kimm.html?pagewanted=all Search Advanced search Board index ‹ Bad Dragon Forums ‹ Help, Questions and Howto's Print view FAQ Register Login Lifting the Cervix: A How To with extra questions. Post a reply Search 72 posts • Page 1 of 4 • 12 3 4 Lifting the Cervix: A How To with extra questions. by Phen » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:11 pm DISCLAIMER ON CERVICAL PENETRATION: I'm editing my disclaimer, because there are videos that "seem to show" a cervix being penetrated. I put quotations because I'm still extremely skeptical. Don't be mad because of my skepticism, There are doctors who say don't do this. Who do you expect me to believe, a doctor or some kink person? While penetration is possible through going to your doctor/ OBGYN/whatever and them using medical procedures to do so, DO AT YOUR OWN RISK. I know I've said before that it is impossible through regular masturbation, but I stand by that. REGULAR masturbation, as in slamming your cervix isn't gonna make it safe. People be extremely careful when doing this type of play. I've found videos that show (what seems) to be a prolapsed cervix and people playing or penetrating it. I've yet to find medical information upon this subject of cervical penetration through sex or masturbation to be true, so I'm honestly not entirely convinced on the situation. This is a VERY dangerous thing to do/try, PLEASE FOR YOUR HEALTH CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING THIS TYPE OF PLAY. It could easily lead to you being very sick or killing you. http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/9857.html <-- this is a pretty good site for information. I've read also by multiple Gynecologists that it's extremely dangerous to screw with the cervix by penetrating it. So I stand by that I don't believe that it's entirely real, but vids I've seen seem convincing to a point. I still say DON'T DO IT. --------- Alright, so I've poked around the forums, and to my surprise I wasn't able to really find a cervix lifting "tutorial" of sorts. I've managed to lift mine a good number of times and gotten an inch or so deeper, so for fellow ladies who want to increase depth, I've found some things that worked for me. Just know you don't have to do these in order, this is just a list of what has worked for me in the past (and also just yesterday. :3) Also, this is my first tutorial, so I'm sure there may be error or things I should add, so don't be afraid to add your 2 cents in and gives some extra pointers! Clitoral Stimulation I find that stimulating my clitoris helps alot when trying to relax my insides. One thing to keep in mind though if you're only using your hands, don't try to force an orgasm by rabidly rubbing your clit, you can get what I like to call a "clitoral indian burn", and it can be quite painful for the next few days. ;_; What I learned through experience is that using a lube, your own natural juices, or even spit works when working your clit. Just take it slow and be nice to it, an orgasm will happen. If using a vibe, again, take it easy and just let your body go with what's comfortable. http Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ipod90 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 This could not have gone any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 This could not have gone any better. That woman is mentally retarded. That's the head of the DEA. That woman is mentally retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 shit is a joke... that bitch is a joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 That video was frustrating to watch. I can't believe how fucking slow that bitch is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 IR, do you have 4 hours? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRD4gb0p5RM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 FREE RIPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 IR, do you have 4 hours? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRD4gb0p5RM sunday mornings I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 RIPS YouTube'D me, he's on vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 do it up, br0 "6 months probation... i call it a 6 month vacation" suckingmidgetrannytit.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 This could not have gone any better. Yes Both chicks looking like Susan in this video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 hell ya dat dum dea bytch is a dum bytch weed rulez legalize it No, but really, I don't give a fuck about most of the people who run around shrieking about legalization, but she got cross examined something fierce and I guess it was nice to see a couple elected officials not buying into the demonization of marijuana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 This could not have gone any better. her whole argument in 17 seconds: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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