The Nonsense thread

[..romero..]

 

 

cool story, when i was in elementary i got pissed on by a rhino while at the zoo, i was unaware that they pee backwards, my friends got a kick out of it and were laughing something fierce, until the rhino let out another shot of urine and pissed right in my best friends mouth.

 

 

justice.

[bigdoughnut69]

is this a band?

 

 

Young, White, and Gayness.

[bigdoughnut69]

[NightoftheLivingDead]

 

@ 1:45

[fiveohno]

So, I'm not even sure how to start here. The last couple of weeks my dog (7 year old lab) has been acting noticeably different. I guess I could describe it as "distant" and even depressed. He is normally an extremely outgoing and happy dog, very playful and energetic etc. But starting about 2 weeks ago he started acting very withdrawn and nervous around people, even his own family. At first I kind of brushed it off as feeling under the weather, but after about a week and a half I decided maybe he needed to see a vet.

 

I got him in yesterday and after an examination the vet told me that he believes the dog has been sodomized. His anus had slight damage in a way that was consistent with that sort of thing. He said he can't really imagine that his injuries could have come about any other way. So already now I'm pretty upset and sort of freaking out. Who would do this sort of thing to a dog?

 

I thought about all of the people that had access to the dog and my back yard. Garderners crossed my mind, my neighbors, etc. The only people that live in the house are my wife, myself, and our teenaged son. I came home and thought about it for a while. I had this really ugly sinking feeling in my stomach about the possibilty that it could have been my son. I decided to look around his room.

 

I didn't really know what I was expecting to find, and I didn't really find anything in there that screamed guilty, until I decided to check his browser history. I found he had been on a beastiality forum recently and a site with pictures of that sort of thing. I felt like I was going to throw up.

 

Now I know that this isn't definitive proof of anything, but it sure doesn't look good. The more I think about it, the more I am convinced my son has been sodomizing our dog. I haven't told my wife yet or done anything about it. I have NOT left him alone with the dog since. I am totally confused and upset and don't really know how to proceed with this.

 

Well this morning I caught my son in the backyard holding onto Colby's genitals while playing tug of war with him. Granted this isn't sodomization and the dog seemed to be ok, but my son was basically grabbing and massaging the dogs privates as he held him in place under the guise of a tug of war game.

 

Obviously I stormed outside and grabbed him in anger and we had a VERY serious and angry talk. He had promised me to never treat the dog in any remotely inappropriate way after our last incident. I put him in his room for the rest of the day. My wife is still at work, and I do not know what to do. I am at my wits end. Apparently, therapy has not been working.

 

THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

 

wow

[Inappropriate_Responder]

^.If you need me, I'll be in my lab.^

 

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[nsmbfan]

was drawing the letter K over and over

 

boss man (a brown guy) looks over my shoulder, gives me a look of disgust, asks me to work on something, walks away.

 

 

i forgot i shave my head and look like a white supremacist

 

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[Alex DeLarge]

http://truthism.com/

 

[Alex DeLarge]

'Cause religion AND science are bullshit!

 

http://www.falsebeliefs.com/

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[MOOGLE?]

http://www.zazzle.com/meth+art

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zefrey Throwell's portrait of his deceased father, using his

cremated remains.

A new art exhibit in Germany highlights the work of US

artist Zefrey Throwell, who created a portrait of his father,

who died of a meth overdose, out of his cremated remains.

The show puts the spotlight on Germany's own rapidly

growing problem with the highly addictive stimulant.

They are far from the kind of portraits a son typically makes of

his father. Haunting, almost somber, Zefrey Throwell created

the images using his father's cremated remains following a

meth overdose. They offer a stark portrayal of a life destroyed

by drugs.

The fate suffered by Throwell's father six years ago is far from

unique in the US. But starting this week at the Leopold-Hoesch

Museum near Cologne, Throwell's portraits make for

uncomfortable viewing in Germany as well -- a country with a

rapidly growing meth problem of its own.

"This is just reaching Germany right now," Throwell told

SPIEGEL ONLINE in a phone interview. "It's a pressing issue.

This is a warning of what's to come."

Evidence from German law enforcement agencies suggests that

it may already be here, with rapidly increasing amounts of

methamphetamine being trafficked and used in the country.

With few statistics to go on beyond those from police, the

numbers of drug users with first-time contact from law

enforcement take on great significance. The number of meth

and amphetamine users seen for the first time by police has

now increased for eight straight years and jumped by 19.6

percent in 2011. The rise in first-time crystal meth users known

to police rose by a whopping 163 percent.

Furthermore, police seized a record of 1.4 tons of meth and

amphetamines in 2011, with the total number of such seizures

increasing by 21.8 percent. In combination with stronger meth

available on the street, the problem looks daunting.

'A Massive Increase Here'

It is an impression that those who treat drug users quickly

confirm. "We are flooded with patients," said Roland Härtel-

Petri, a psychiatrist and psychotherapist who works in addictive

medicine at a district hospital in Bayreuth. "Since 2010, we have

had a massive increase here."

Even still, experts say there is a lack of reliable data on the

problem in Germany. Ingo Kipke, a psychologist at the

European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction,

says there is little in the way of current "valid information" on

meth in Germany beyond the police statistics. "The reason we

couldn't provide a sufficient statement on methamphetamine is

because honestly, we don't know," Kipke, who focuses on drug

use in Germany, said. He is hoping that a study set for

completion by September will provide greater insight.

Zefrey Throwell's childhood was a mixture of violence, as his

father beat his mother, random moves around the US to

escape those blows, and later, a confusing rush towards drugs.

Throwell himself spent years battling addictions to cocaine and

alcohol. "I romanticized drugs heavily when I was young," said

Throwell. "I thought that lifestyle was for me."

Now, seven years sober, his art takes on tough topics that range

from consumerism to big business. He gained recent notoriety

for a performance featuring dozens of naked people acting out

roles on Wall Street last August that was meant to question

consumer culture. Other works have been featured at New

York's Museum of Modern Art and the Guggenheim Museum.

He said part of coming to terms with his own addiction has

been to try and understand his father, who ran drugs for the

Hells Angels and struggled with addiction until his overdose at

the age of 59. Throwell stopped using drugs just a year before

his father's death.

A Hotbed of Meth Trafficking

Methamphetamine is a highly addictive member of the

amphetamine family. It's cheap to make and more potent than

the amphetamines that are prescribed as diet pills or for

attention-deficit disorder. Crystal meth is a crystallized version

of meth that can be a more pure variety of the drug.

In America, the drug remains heavily used by truckers, or

bikers, like Throwell's father. And it has become fashionable in

America's club and bar scenes. Sometimes called crystal or

crank, meth gained a much wider following in the 90s.

The distinction between crystal meth, meth, and amphetamines

can be blurry, especially on the street. And the three are often

grouped together statistically. For a user, it's the same euphoric

rush, the same feeling of a quicker wit, stronger muscles, and

intense focus. It also delivers the same plummeting fall when it

wears off.

The meth wave that hit the United States back in the 1990s also,

to a lesser extent, affected Germany and the rest of Europe. But

with only a few legal producers of the drugs used to make

meth, limiting use was less of a challenge. Enforcing controls on

the ingredients meant that prices for meth went sky high,

making it difficult for most drug users to access it. Härtel-Petri

said that five or six years later, in the mid-2000s, meth became

cheaper as enforcement backed off and the number of users

increased.

After a major increase in 2010, half of the people seeking

treatment at Härtel-Petri's hospital in Bayreuth are now looking

for help with meth addictions. That's up from an estimate of

just 10 percent of his patients in the middle of the last decade.

Härtel-Petri's hospital is not far from the Czech border, a

hotbed of meth trafficking. More than half the crystal meth

seized in Germany in 2010 was confiscated in the state of

Saxony, which borders the Czech Republic. Amphetamines, on

the other hand, are found across the country, according to the

2011 annual report produced by the European Monitoring

Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction.

The damage of a meth addiction can be seen first-hand at

Düren's Leopold-Hoesch Museum this summer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/04/arts/design/04kimm.html?pagewanted=all

 

 

 

 

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Lifting the Cervix: A How To with extra questions.

by Phen » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:11 pm

DISCLAIMER ON CERVICAL PENETRATION:

I'm editing my disclaimer, because there are videos that "seem

to show" a cervix being penetrated. I put quotations because

I'm still extremely skeptical. Don't be mad because of my

skepticism, There are doctors who say don't do this. Who do

you expect me to believe, a doctor or some kink person?

While penetration is possible through going to your doctor/

OBGYN/whatever and them using medical procedures to do so,

DO AT YOUR OWN RISK. I know I've said before that it is

impossible through regular masturbation, but I stand by that.

REGULAR masturbation, as in slamming your cervix isn't gonna

make it safe. People be extremely careful when doing this type

of play. I've found videos that show (what seems) to be a

prolapsed cervix and people playing or penetrating it. I've yet to

find medical information upon this subject of cervical

penetration through sex or masturbation to be true, so I'm

honestly not entirely convinced on the situation.

This is a VERY dangerous thing to do/try, PLEASE FOR YOUR

HEALTH CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING THIS

TYPE OF PLAY. It could easily lead to you being very sick or killing

you.

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/9857.html <-- this is a

pretty good site for information. I've read also by multiple

Gynecologists that it's extremely dangerous to screw with the

cervix by penetrating it.

So I stand by that I don't believe that it's entirely real, but vids

I've seen seem convincing to a point. I still say DON'T DO IT.

---------

Alright, so I've poked around the forums, and to my surprise I

wasn't able to really find a cervix lifting "tutorial" of sorts. I've

managed to lift mine a good number of times and gotten an

inch or so deeper, so for fellow ladies who want to increase

depth, I've found some things that worked for me. Just know

you don't have to do these in order, this is just a list of what

has worked for me in the past (and also just yesterday. :3) Also,

this is my first tutorial, so I'm sure there may be error or things

I should add, so don't be afraid to add your 2 cents in and

gives some extra pointers!

Clitoral Stimulation

I find that stimulating my clitoris helps alot when trying to relax

my insides. One thing to keep in mind though if you're only

using your hands, don't try to force an orgasm by rabidly

rubbing your clit, you can get what I like to call a "clitoral indian

burn", and it can be quite painful for the next few days. ;_;

What I learned through experience is that using a lube, your

own natural juices, or even spit works when working your clit.

Just take it slow and be nice to it, an orgasm will happen.

If using a vibe, again, take it easy and just let your body go with

what's comfortable.

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[MOOGLE?]

http://www.xtube.com/set.php?s=5zNvf9Y0xlV

[ipod90]

 

 

This could not have gone any better.

[bigdoughnut69]

 

 

This could not have gone any better.

 

That woman is mentally retarded.

 

That's the head of the DEA.

 

That woman is mentally retarded.

[KARD like WOE]

shit is a joke... that bitch is a joke...

[BloodyWishes]

That video was frustrating to watch. I can't believe how fucking slow that bitch is

[MedicineCabinet]

IR, do you have 4 hours?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRD4gb0p5RM

 

[MOOGLE?]

FREE RIPS

 

[Inappropriate_Responder]

IR, do you have 4 hours?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRD4gb0p5RM

 

 

sunday mornings I do

 

[Inappropriate_Responder]

RIPS YouTube'D me, he's on vacation.

[MedicineCabinet]

do it up, br0

 

"6 months probation... i call it a 6 month vacation"

suckingmidgetrannytit.jpeg

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This could not have gone any better.

 

 

Yes Both chicks looking like Susan in this video

[Inappropriate_Responder]

they said i could be anything

 

 

so i became a building

[Realism]

hell ya dat dum dea bytch is a dum bytch

 

weed rulez legalize it

 

No, but really, I don't give a fuck about most of the people who run around shrieking about legalization, but she got cross examined something fierce and I guess it was nice to see a couple elected officials not buying into the demonization of marijuana.

[eviltrailer77]

 

 

This could not have gone any better.

 

her whole argument in 17 seconds: