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IRON CHEF Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Man Busted Masturbating On Flight While Shocked Passengers Looked On DENVER (PIX11)— It has all the elements of a horror movie: a snake, a plane and a couple of horrified passengers. A Florida man faces a $5,000 fine after he allegedly masturbated on a United Airlines flight late last week while shocked passengers looked on in disbelief. Washington (U.S. state) According to reports, 25-year-old Kyle Pierce was taken into custody shortly after United Airlines Flight 340 touched down in Denver on May 19. The flight flew in from Spokane, Washington. A teenage passenger sitting next to Pierce first alerted flight attendants, after she witnessed the unsettling scene unfold before her eyes. "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time." Another passenger was alerted by a friend who saw Pierce pleasuring himself. "My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.After a while he returned." Pearce remains in custody without bail following a court hearing Monday. If convicted of obscene and indecent exposure, he could get up to 90 days in jail in addition to a $5,000 fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. I always find it funny how if someone tells someone else to look at something, no matter what it is or how disturbing, they will always look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 everytime i go to the strip club, no matter what city im in the dj plays this track. it is thee stripper money maker! all the ho's get paid when they drop it to this track. doo-doo streaks on my brooks brothers button up. my wife says i need help....or i need to stop going to dirty srtip clubs where the hoes dont wipe correctly. eww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KARD like WOE Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 spotted skunk and rap letters! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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watson Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE A SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tavaruawon Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Signs and symptoms The period between infection and the first flu-like symptoms is normally two to twelve weeks, but can be as long as two years. Soon after, the symptoms expand to slight or partial paralysis, cerebral dysfunction, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, paranoia, terror, hallucinations, progressing to delirium. The production of large quantities of saliva and tears coupled with an inability to speak or swallow are typical during the later stages of the disease; this can result in hydrophobia, in which the patient has difficulty swallowing because the throat and jaw become slowly paralyzed, shows panic when presented with liquids to drink, and cannot quench his or her thirst. Death almost invariably results two to ten days after first symptoms. In 2005, the first patient was treated with the Milwaukee protocol,[6] and Jeanna Giese became the first person ever recorded to survive rabies without receiving successful post-exposure prophylaxis. An intention to treat analysis has since found that this protocol has a survival rate of about 8%. GOOD ADVICE: DON'T GET RABIES MAN. Only three people are known to have ever survived the disease in the United States. Video of a child with Rabies - UGH SON. A little hard to watch. They're basically trying to give him water, and the hydrophobia is at it's worst stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockStrap Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Rabies if caught and treated quickly, doesn't kill people anymore but my moms cousin was one of the last to die from that shit in canada. it was in the early 60's, my mom is still pretty scared of squirrles. true story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 So I was on the highway the other day and I looked over to see a dude riding his Harley. I noticed he was wearing a helmet, then I seriously thought to myself...why arent I wearing a helmet? Then I came back to reality and remembered I was inside a car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lord patrick Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 HA ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Ted the Strangely Inappropriate Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 i feel like that was some of the dumbest shit ive eevr seen... and i look at this website a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 ^^ did not laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I got a featured comment on the strength of my troll skills: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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