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Embarrassing wack off experiences

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be a man about this shit. once i was wacking away to "Deep Face 9" and my roommate came in, so i yelled "SHIT, DUDE, NO, I'M JACKING OFF" and jumped off the couch and turned my back to him and was like "DUDE, IT'S COOL, I JUST STARTED, ONLY HAVE A BONER"

 

the whole time he's just staring at me and kind of holding the door open, hasn't come in yet. so when i'm zipped up and the tv's off, he comes in and his girlfriend follows, they dont say a single word to me and go to his room. i get out of the apt as fast as i can and drive around for like 40 minutes going "AHAHAHHAHHA FUCK"

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ps - "deep face 9" is not worth the money. there's hardly any oral action at all, but it's the single most rimjobs i've ever seen in a porno. i dont know why they'd advertise it as oral mania at all, it was all rimjobs. i wasnt wacking it to the rimjobs, though

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one time i was str8 jackin to girls gone wild, the spring break one. yeah anyway right when i was about to bust a nut, they cut to a new girl and i swear to god it was my big sister. and it was too late, i blew my load right at that moment.

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Originally posted by subclub:

one time i was str8 jackin to girls gone wild, the spring break one. yeah anyway right when i was about to bust a nut, they cut to a new girl and i swear to god it was my big sister. and it was too late, i blew my load right at that moment.

 

ahahahahahahahahaha

you lose!

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my girl was being a bitch and i was pissed off at her, so i started jackin in my room. then she busted in and looked at me really wierd.... then she gave me head..... it was a win/win situation. man, was i releved.

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Originally posted by Klypse:

I was jackin to some hardcore movie on the nzet, my brother walks in, and says, "dude, www.xxxmovies.com is better."

 

Ah, brotherly love. Only a brother would walk in on something like that and tell you that you were doing it wrong.

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Guest --zeSto--

One new years I was with this hottie blondie,

and she was down to the thong, but wouldn't get loose.

So she rolls over and pretends to sleep.

so I turn on her TV (with a blackbox)

and flip to some porno action.

If she's not good to go.. I still am.

 

damn wierd, pulling it to porn with a naked

girl in the room who you can touch.

bizarre.

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Originally posted by bobobi11:

Ah, brotherly love. Only a brother would walk in on something like that and tell you that you were doing it wrong.

 

 

fuck that if i ever walked in on my little brother jacking off i'd be scarred for life. but my older sister has caught me twice... QUITE embarassing, let me tell you

 

[This message has been edited by Trend (edited 08-03-2001).]

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im not sure this counts but i was playing porn star with this girl and on the post sex cum shot wack off i missed the breast and nailed a three pointer directly in her nostril....it was kind of embarassing back then but now its just funny

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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Originally posted by cmeup:

i was in my room on my comp, when i had one..looking at porn on tha net. i was wacking and shit, and just about to cum right, you know when you about to start twitching, and my mom pulls a kick door. KICK DOOR FOR REALS

like she was trying to catch me... so i got this computer desk thingy right, so i slide hella far up under it....you know, still sitting in shit, with my pants around my ankles. and nut all over me. so im like *hhhhhhhhey mommmmm" and she is giving me laundry then she leaves.

 

http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'><~

 

hahahahaahha, that is some funny ass shit... i would be so embarrassed if my mom caught me....

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by boogie hands:

im not sure this counts but i was playing porn star with this girl and on the post sex cum shot wack off i missed the breast and nailed a three pointer directly in her nostril....it was kind of embarassing back then but now its just funny

 

 

I had one where it went into her ear from doggie style!

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mother fucker.

as i was reading this funny shit.

my dad popped in to see what i was laughing at.

And he fuckin caught me reading jack off storied...what the fuck..

hes makin me get off the net now..son of a bitch.

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Guest imported_SecretAgentX9

hahahaha this is the funniest thread i've read in a while.

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Guest dukeofyork

ha ha...this is good...

havent been caught....yet..

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mommy came in and she caught me one handed dreamin about the girl next door picture this i was chokin that chicken should have locked the bedroom door how could i get caught while i was pickin up a pound of meat all this time she was standin there unpolishin my good friend pete.

 

when you are a young man you need a little thrilller

keep a dirty magazine undaneth your pilla

you never admit when you tenderize your steak or when you been wrestlin with the one eyed snake.

 

a box of cleneax on the counter

to keep it clean

tube of lotion on the on the sopha

it was vasaline

 

heard my breathin gettin louder

i was in heat

all the sudden it was ova

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I caught my pops lookin at porn once. I kindof ran out of the room, I don't know if he was jerkin it or not. That shit's not even remotely funny though. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

 

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PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.

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Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !:

I caught my pops lookin at porn once. I kindof ran out of the room, I don't know if he was jerkin it or not. That shit's not even remotely funny though. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

 

whats even weirder is your admitting that to a bunch of complete strangers

if that ever happened to me i'd do my best to forget it on purpose and never mention it to another soul

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bust out all stealthy like james bond you'll neva get caught with your dolfin doin flips.

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