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Uhm...Tease....what the hell happened?

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So a week ago you were telling all of us that by "this time next week" you'd be living out of your car with only your wits and cunning to protect you, eating canned beans down by the tracks and selling "keep it rail" shirts out of your trunk to buy your way into the local soup kitchen.

 

But you're still here....

 

What gives?

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tease's integrity should give you enough evidence for you to believe that he really was living out of his car with only his wits and cunning to protect him....

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

you a buster lens. thats what happened. yousa 2faced traitor.

 

wonk saggin.

Dude, tease......I thought we were buddies....you should have known someone would have created this thread sooner or later. Relax guy...I could have made this thread way more condescending.....take a joke like you do candy from strangers

 

Tease........don't make me be the Lex Luthor to your Superman....or your snake to your mongoose

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A what the hell happened thread?

 

 

we're still waiting for that -posetobeaphotographerwhilehottieswereonthedick- flicks lens

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

i thought we were cool to, i know we used to be, then i noticed you saying some shit on the boards here and there, getting a lil popular, then jumping on the hater wagon with some of your comments an shit. its all good.

 

i dont give a fuck either way, fuck friends anyways.

 

i just dont think youre very cool anymore...

 

but dude, you didnt answer the question. all you had to say is like "me and my parents worked it out" thats it. no one cares that much. seriously. i prefered the old tease better, the one that used to make a thread about every little detail in his life, this new one is far to serious.

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Originally posted by fatbastard

but dude, you didnt answer the question. all you had to say is like "me and my parents worked it out" thats it. no one cares that much. seriously. i prefered the old tease better, the one that used to make a thread about every little detail in his life, this new one is far to serious.

 

you should know by now that all TEASE wants is some attention.

 

:king:

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Mum: Teasola, could you please take out the garbage?

 

Teasola: FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH! I'M TRYING TO MACK ON THE E-HUNNIES!!!

 

Mum: OK, honeymuffin, whenever you get a chance alright?

 

Teasola: FUCK THIS SHIT! GET OFF THE NUTS AND GET IT YOURSELF, NAH'MEAN??!

 

Mum: Sweetiepie, I really wish you wouldn't talk to me like that....

 

Teasola: JESUS CHRISTOLA! I CAN'T LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE HOUSE ANYMORE! FIRST YOU SAY I CAN'T BRING OVER GIRLS, THEN YOU LIMIT MY INTERNET TIME.....LIFE IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR! I HATE MYSELF, I HATE YOU, I HATE EVERYTHING! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO THE TEASOLA??! I HAVE IT SO FUCKING BAD! I AM SO OUTTA HERE AFTER I'VE HAD THE DINNER YOU MADE ME, YOU FUCKING CORNBALL WHORE!!!!!

 

Mum: OK Sugarbunch, I'll iron your 2Pac jammie-jams and and we'll work this out in the morning....

 

Teasola: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

....and so forth.

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hahahahhahaha....

 

tease keeps it rail.

 

one day young wigger...you might just have to brave the real world.

 

and these are the days of our lives.

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i dunno i thought it was pretty obvious that things got worked out if he's still commin on the site....think people cmon just because its the internet dont mean you dont have to think...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

 

Dazzle that post made me laugh more than any post i've ever read on 12oz.

 

Tease, I done told your punk ass you weren't going anywhere, lol, don't worry about all the haters man, they love you really, but all the lovers hate you really.

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2Pac jammie jams, beautiful Dazzle :lol:

 

And LENS, where are the chickflicks at?

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tease i know i owe you an email dont i? ill get back to you...the guy im talking to about whatchacallit is out of town at the moment.

 

wonk.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

i was pissed and so was my moms that night

 

....

 

moms apoligized

 

 

Its official. Tease has two mommies.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

im trying to better myself for me and the site overall, and people constantly trying to drag me back into my old ways.

 

cant win them all...

 

no, but you can get frustrated and quit so all the rest of us can win.

 

seeks/keep it rail - wait, how many trains have you painted? hmmmmm, that's what i thought.

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right. and by 3042, you actually mean less than 10, and we both know it.

 

 

seeks/KEEP IT RAIL TOYOLA

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

Teasola: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

:lol:

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Originally posted by Europe

2Pac jammie jams, beautiful Dazzle :lol:

 

And LENS, where are the chickflicks at?

Europe.......

 

i will get them scanned by tonight...promise. What thread do you want me to post them in?

 

Were there any pics in particular you wanted to see?

 

TEASE! Dude i created this thread as a joke dude. i mock you yes people mock me, yes. you complain about not caring what we all think but then you turn around and complain like a mo' fo...relax dude chill.

I liked the old goofy tease better.

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