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Birthday Sex Appreciation thread

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i don't know, i don't think birthdays should be celebrated. i don't celebrate mine. it's not like it's an accomplishment. it's a party or a pat on the back saying: "hey! you're not dead yet!"

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Originally posted by gfreshsushi

i don't know, i don't think birthdays should be celebrated. i don't celebrate mine. it's not like it's an accomplishment. it's a party or a pat on the back saying: "hey! you're not dead yet!"

 

im sorry my brother, birthday virginity is a bummer.

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Originally posted by cultural me

im sorry my brother, birthday virginity is a bummer.

good call, haha, dead on....

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Theres something a bit better about getting head on your birthday, you just kinda lie back like "aaaahhhhhhh" and "mmmmmm". ;)

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HOLY SHIT BALLS BATMAN>>>

 

 

I knew there was a appreciation thread that was WAY overlooked...This is it..

 

I don't know about you boys, but I'm always guaranteed the B-day lovin...

 

 

**p.s. the only fuck who didn't appreciate this is either:

 

1.Gay

 

2.DUMB as fuck

 

3.Virgin (mentioned by someone earlier)

 

4.Secretly in disguise as a female that doesn't like to give up the boot for any special occasion unless she wants it..nevermind...

 

I might just start a poll for this...

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^^ i bet playa.

 

birthday sex? hmm i dunno it aint no thang really, since i get it on the regular. i'd rather have him take me somewhere romantic, that would probably b more memorable.

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i was dating this asain chick that worked at hooters and she never wanted to do anything romantic like go to restuarants, id always ofer but she always said" lets stay home instead*hint hint* it was great then her mom signed her up for a modeling school in californ-i-a. havent really seen too much of her since. she comes and visits alot, but i think ima move out there with her.

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MAN ALL I GOT ON MY BIRTHDAY WAS A WEAK KISS FROM A CHUBBY LATINA CHICK...FUCK MY GAME

 

i also got a new blanket for my bed...that was cool

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

my last birthday resulted in....two chicks.

 

one of the best birthdays yet.

 

two chicks eh? would that be you dressed in drag and some girl?

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

^^ I knew as soon as I posted you'd be in here.

 

well duh! you give me so much to work with and who else am i going to harass??? iknow you're bored at work, nothing to do but wait for my replies.

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

birthday sex? hmm i dunno it aint no thang really, since i get it on the regular. i'd rather have him take me somewhere romantic, that would probably b more memorable.

 

exactly!!

 

pssssssshhhhh. the boys in this thread act like they dont get sex on the regular.....;)

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the last few b days i have gotten may to drunk to rember if i gotlaid but i have lived wit the same girl for 6 yrs so it is just another day to drink oh yeah i got 10 cans of paint for my b day alomst as good as sex

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

my last birthday resulted in....two chicks.

ditto... last weekend... good times...

what's perhaps even better is that the two girls paid for all my beer at the bar before hand...

 

Originally posted by ClueTwo

 

**p.s. the only fuck who didn't appreciate this is either:

 

1.Gay

 

2.DUMB as fuck

 

3.Virgin (mentioned by someone earlier)

 

4.Secretly in disguise as a female that doesn't like to give up the boot for any special occasion unless she wants it..nevermind...

 

no, it's just that him and his girlfriend are so collectively apathetic about everything excpet some politics, that the only thing that could get them fucking would probably be the impeachment of bush...

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Guest Pilau Hands

birthday sex only counts when you're single you silly female type persons

 

and no i've never had it when i was single

it's coming up too. i got like 3 weeks to make some good friends

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