king kong Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Dating women of different backgrounds... WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: She gives you dynamite head and great sex. Second Date: You get more great head and even greater sex. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head or sex again. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date because you've already realized nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.! Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else. MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters,her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like it belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande, with all the chickens and goats in the front yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Too much to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 that shit was funny, i wish there were more....make some up german, brazilian, canadian, what ever.. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Oh, I get it, they're stereotypes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the press Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 funny but not true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 DO NOT fuck with no Brasilian womens. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 hahahahaa^ is there any black girls on that list??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Daze, I hope you're being sarcastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suap Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 hahaha the black and mexican ones are too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Guuuurlzzz are fuckign stupid son...don't you know we shoudl just exterminate them all as if they were roaches, or rodents...or zebras or elephants, then everybody could get a long like the getalong gang. what a cool cartoon right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo Daze, I hope you're being sarcastic http://www.mijnkopthee.nl/images/retard.jpg'> "DER! DUH!" :lol: i had too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 good, because i was ready to e-smack you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR daze- great pik, son... haha, good lawd. teaser/ just got fucked going through the drive-thru :( those fuckers always screw up my order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR teaser/ just got fucked going through the drive-thru :( by your sad face ill guess he didnt leave his number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by When by your sad face ill guess he didnt leave his number :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 that was funny...and somewhat true... one thing women do love is money. money money money. and nice things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 funny thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by When by your sad face ill guess he didnt leave his number haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow ish Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder Guuuurlzzz are fuckign stupid son...don't you know we shoudl just exterminate them all as if they were roaches, or rodents...or zebras or elephants, then everybody could get a long like the getalong gang. what a cool cartoon right? Soooo, you want the whole world to only be populated by men? Is that a call to homosexuality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one that was funny...and somewhat true... one thing women do love is money. money money money. and nice things. So do men! It’s just harder to offer our bodies or our time for nice things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by When by your sad face ill guess he didnt leave his number Hahahaha....this is the funniest thing in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 When is an e-gangsta. no one fuck with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Flow ish Soooo, you want the whole world to only be populated by men? Is that a call to homosexuality? hahhaaa. you said homo. sausage party worldwide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 hahaha a truely great thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 dating? psshhhhhh. how old are you girls (and by girls i mean boys)? real men get drunk and fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philth215 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 hahahahhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 that britney pic is the funniest thing in this thread i can just hear someone saying that with that face on :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million http://www.mijnkopthee.nl/images/retard.jpg'> "DER! DUH!" :lol: i had too lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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