DrUnk MoNKeY Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 it was my new years resolution too suck on a pair of fake tits as i havent experienced any so far in my life. i was just wondering if any of u guys have come in contact with some fake titys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I havent, and hope i never will, dont fuck with nature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rad Pants Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 are you really a monkey because you sure do spell like one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract I havent, and hope i never will, dont fuck with nature agreed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnk MoNKeY Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 yeah tits r tits but i jus wanna konw wot them fake ones feel like they must be kinda different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 no, i haven't, but as long as chickadee had a good surgeon and they look alright i'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Fake tits feel FAKE! also, girls with fake tits aint feeling shit while you touch them besides the nipple... sucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnk MoNKeY Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract Fake tits feel FAKE! also, girls with fake tits aint feeling shit while you touch them besides the nipple... sucks! this known from personal experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 common knowledge aka hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 No thanks. They may be nice to look at but there's nothing better than all natural, 100 percent organically grown boobs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I have a friend with implants and sometimes i just slap them or nudge them or something and she doesnt even realize it. so , like said, i guess its only the nips that get feeling. weird... fake stuff is just not the same.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 no, nor do i plan to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 give science some time soon you won't tell the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 i got a nice faceful of REAL boobies a few nights ago......hmmmmmm boobies:yum: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philth215 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 i agree wit him : tits are tits... who gives a fuck if they're fake or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Ech...my gf has about $2400 saved in the bank and she's telling me she wants to get her B size boobies upgraded to a C. I was game for the idea at first but then who wants something that looks great but feels awful? I told her "fuck no" the other night. i'd rather she spend that money on a tattoo rather than some goddamn rocky titties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR tits are tits... who gives a fuck if they're fake or not... tits still catch my loads the same, fake or not... So true man i do prefer natural tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutlips Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 fake tits are hard as rocks im into the real thing because i like um when they are all squishy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Wow, so your new year's resolution was to suck on fake tits... talk about setting high goals. don't strain yourself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 im a fan of boobies.. for me theres three categories. boobs unaffected by gravity boobs affected by gravity well and boobs affected by gravity poorly. the whole stretch mark thing is judge on a boob to boob basis.. hairs on boobs are a turnoff and im sorry if you cannot help it.. but thats just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 stop hating :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 you wanna know what fake tits feel like? bend your leg and grab the back of your calf. you have now experienced the feeling of fake tits. this is from personal experience. when i went to montreal i got a lapdance from the stripper with the biggest fakest tits and as we all know you can touch the strippers in montreal. i didnt even find her attractive i just payed for a lapdance because i'd never felt fake boobs before and the curiosity was killing me. it felt nasty. i never want a girl witha boob job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by LENS Ech...my gf has about $2400 saved in the bank and she's telling me she wants to get her B size boobies upgraded to a C. I was game for the idea at first but then who wants something that looks great but feels awful? fuck dropping 2400 on fake boobs fool.... buy a car or alot of crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 so fake tits feel really hard? its all about that soft firmness of real boobs...fake tits dont even look that good naked, only if the hoes wearing a tank top or bikini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by fuck muni so fake tits feel really hard? its all about that soft firmness of real boobs...fake tits dont even look that good naked, only if the hoes wearing a tank top or bikini Bingo. And bingo..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Æ° http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/Lifter976/olddead1.gif'> what the hell is going on here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 ^^^Looks like someone took a bullet. I was hesitant about squeezing fake tits like I normally would with regular boobs, I actually thought that I may break them. They still can't replace the squishy soft feel of the real ones, and fake ones are creepy to look at when she's on he back-they're like a ladies morning wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 sucks it does its like a huge baby pasifier .. sooo wack especially if she has them over the fatty tissue .. under is allright cause you dont feel that silicone knot so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Havent yet, would like too one day though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 yes, I have...but I was pretty fucked up...so I don't really remember how they felt. I don't remember anything negative...so must not have been that bad. I'd rather have a girl with fake boobs than a pair of armpit warmers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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