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Where has Pistol been? What's he been doing?

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Was he really in the Army? Or was it a hoax?

Is he part of the ELF and just torched some Hummers?

Is he documenting the life of washed up pornstars for the E channel?

Is he running for Governor?

 

So what have I been up to?

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Originally posted by Pistol

Was he really in the Army? Or was it a hoax?

Is he part of the ELF and just torched some Hummers?

Is he documenting the life of washed up pornstars for the E channel?

Is he running for Governor?

 

So what have I been up to?

ummmmm maybe he was a washed up pr0n star

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Guest T E A S E R

cleaning up your momma and dems house and working under some white man in his lawn service business for $500 alex?

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Originally posted by T E A S E R

cleaning up your momma and dems house and working under some white man in his lawn service business for $500 alex?

 

speak english you unfunny bastard.

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Guest krie

i was confused by it too...

so what have you bee doin pistol ?

stalking mickey mouse at your disney land job ?

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Guest WebsterUno

Oh some of you only know him as

Mr. President...

he is known and loved by most as

 

ibtease...aka...tease..aka..buttmunch..aka

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Guest T E A S E R
Originally posted by WebsterUno

..aka

 

GOD

 

:king:

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

Oh some of you only know him as

Mr. President...

he is known and loved by most as

 

ibtease...aka...tease..aka..buttmunch..aka

 

dude.... I have *NO* clue who those names are either.... sounds like people who were nobodies. Yes?

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by MOOGLE?

^^^ *note his body is arched inward to hide the boner ,wich later that night turned into blue balls and a total reread of his porno collection*

 

which is fucked up cause intangible fame is still crashing at my pad and i got no good jerk off spots. not to mention my computer with my porn is also broke. its alright tho, i got chicken heads at the university to take care of me. :D

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well..one time, pistol posted a pic of his room,

and in the rubble, there was a small purple dildo(yea i remember that, dont think i didnt u motherfucker)

 

so ive got a few things in mind that hes been doing.....

 

 

and one of them is....

 

 

 

 

visiting his parents in delaware.

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fuck yeah uncle-boy.

i rubbed one out to her yesterday as a matter of fact.

well i mostly just checked her site for updates but you know how that goes.

 

 

she's gonna be at the import nights coming.

 

I <3 masuimi

 

I saw her at the Spearmint Rhino strip joint after the last HIN.

The stripper pulled open her top and exposed her pierced nips.

 

 

oh yeah and the dildo was baby blue. playa recognize!

Originally posted by Pistol

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pistol has been...

-jacking off in goofys costume (whats that smell?)

-dodging gun fire in the 213

-trying to save up for daytons for his ride (13in gold 100 spoke)

-being left at home while the family goes on trips

-spending his whole paycheck on porn

-giving into 'whitey'

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Guest willy.wonka

makin money??busy???

 

 

dude, where can i pic up those caps with the grey balls??you sent some to me before..:confused:

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Originally posted by Pistol

+day shift+

 

day shift for a night owl ?

 

wtf?

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