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its pisses me off when girls complain about 'it' hitting their cervix.

 

suck it up.

 

balls deep.

well it pisses us off when guys complain about getting their balls hit, suck it up.

I got balls made of brass,

In stormy weather,

These bitches clang together,

And sparks shoot out my ass...

by the way.. why are there guys replying in here if it's meant for the ladies?:eek:

Originally posted by XxSugarxX

by the way.. why are there guys replying in here if it's meant for the ladies?:eek:

the same reason guys end up in the "Beautiful boys of the world" thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

....morbid curiosity?..

 

 

 

..hmmm :confused:

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i want to know why this thread has 9 replies but my "if i were good with words i wouldnt be in this difficult conundrum" topic only has 7, and i really wanted replies in that one.

7. Twelveounce pound cake 7. Twelveounce pound cake [/list=1]:confused:

Originally posted by Kettiecat

well it pisses us off when guys complain about getting their balls hit, suck it up.

 

what guy is complaining when they're balls deep in you?

i was speaking of a general ball hit

 

 

 

guys with big balls that slap your thigh, shit makes me giggle...well not at the time....but afterwards

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i enjoy it when my balls slap against the girls body.

 

 

so yeah, i see that all of you are replying to this thread. go ahead and check out my other thread "if i were good with words i wouldnt be in this difficult conundrum" and reply there as well, thanks iloveboxcars.

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

i was once called a human osculum(sp?) wtf is an osculum?

 

Osculum: "The main opening through which filtered water is discharged. Found in sponges. "

 

maybe she meant speculum:

"which is a small device, which opens the vagina slightly so the doctor can see inside. This is a device that helps to hold the walls of the vagina open so she can see inside to check the cervix, which is the opening into the uterus, or womb"

 

i'm sure this is more info than you squemish boys wanted to know though

Girls, all I really want is girls

And in the morning it's girls

Cause in the evening it's girls

 

I like the way that they walk

And it's chill to hear them talk

And I can always make them smile

From White Castle to the Nile

 

Back in the day

There was this girl around the way

She liked by home-piece M.C.A.

He said he would not give her play

I asked him, "Please?" he said, "You may."

Her pants were tight and that's ok

If she would dance I would D.J.

We took a walk down to the bay

 

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"

I asked her out she said, "No way!"

I should have probably guessed their gay

So I broke North with no delay

I heard she moved real far away

That was two years ago this May

I seen her just the other day

Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

 

Girls - to do the dishes

Girls - to clean up my room

Girls - to do the laundry

Girls - and in the bathroom

Girls, that's all I really want is girls

Two at a time I want girls

With new wave hairdos I want girls

I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

I can actually see great practical self defence purposes for one of those... lodge it someone's nostril or something.... Now those crips will never fuck with you again!

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