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i enjoy it when my balls slap against the girls body.

 

 

so yeah, i see that all of you are replying to this thread. go ahead and check out my other thread "if i were good with words i wouldnt be in this difficult conundrum" and reply there as well, thanks iloveboxcars.

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

i was once called a human osculum(sp?) wtf is an osculum?

 

Osculum: "The main opening through which filtered water is discharged. Found in sponges. "

 

maybe she meant speculum:

"which is a small device, which opens the vagina slightly so the doctor can see inside. This is a device that helps to hold the walls of the vagina open so she can see inside to check the cervix, which is the opening into the uterus, or womb"

 

i'm sure this is more info than you squemish boys wanted to know though

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Girls, all I really want is girls

And in the morning it's girls

Cause in the evening it's girls

 

I like the way that they walk

And it's chill to hear them talk

And I can always make them smile

From White Castle to the Nile

 

Back in the day

There was this girl around the way

She liked by home-piece M.C.A.

He said he would not give her play

I asked him, "Please?" he said, "You may."

Her pants were tight and that's ok

If she would dance I would D.J.

We took a walk down to the bay

 

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"

I asked her out she said, "No way!"

I should have probably guessed their gay

So I broke North with no delay

I heard she moved real far away

That was two years ago this May

I seen her just the other day

Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

 

Girls - to do the dishes

Girls - to clean up my room

Girls - to do the laundry

Girls - and in the bathroom

Girls, that's all I really want is girls

Two at a time I want girls

With new wave hairdos I want girls

I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

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