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spooky chinese fortunes

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har i have a fortune in my wallet from my meal tonite...

 

'your wisdom shall always keep you from danger'

-peking noodle company-

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

My fortune told me to "shoot up large crowds" ...but maybe that was my subconcious...

 

that was me

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Originally posted by When

that was me

 

Im glad your there to guide me...i just chewed through a pen...ink is now running out of my mouth...

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

Im glad your there to guide me...i just chewed through a pen...ink is now running out of my mouth...

 

always.

ha i did that back when i was in highschool

i had blue ink all over my chin and lips for the rest of the day

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

any one collect them...like if you get a good one you keep it......maybe im lame but i got some in my wallet

 

i have before, and i did today

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I always get really stupid lame ones that dont apply to me in anyway...so i just think of myself as being unfortunate now...

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i save some of my fortune cookies.

 

though i lost this one: "do the right thing because it's the right thing to do."

 

and

 

"you are creative and original."

 

they probably got lost for a reason. heh

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im sorry buts thats just straight fucking weird....

 

i mean come on..."Write your name on your heart, not on the wall"

 

 

for a writer........trippy

 

 

i dont know i guess im just blown away by bizarreness that most just chalk up to wonderful chaos....

 

you should see what ROB has to cracked....... ;)

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when i opened my fortune cookie.. and there wasnt a fortune in it.. ;[

 

 

i thought i was going to die that day.haha.

 

and i got a really funny one.. but burnt ass me cant remember what it said.. it was from the movie "animal house" about being drunk, stupid, and having a beerbelly..haha.

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