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spooky chinese fortunes

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My fortune cookie this evening advised me to quit writing.

 

"Write your name on your heart, not on the wall"

 

Spooky.

:twitch:

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Guest krie

i dont think ive ever had a fortune cookie before ?

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I thought about it for a while and decided I don't even know what they mean. Write my name on my heart? What is that a metaphor for?

Anyway I ate a lot of chinese food, which got the mail moving, and I dropped the fortune in the bowl and defecated on it.

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I'm just hoping the wrong cookie was placed with my food order, and across town some stupid toy is cutting a lo mein belch and reading "Soon you will be showered with riches."

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the hand of god is calling you. i know what will happen......in 20 years you will discover the true meaning of this fortune cookie and say WHY DIDNT I REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

hahaha ohhhhh get it repent!!! haha ohhh inside joke with 4th chair clarinet player.....yea

go with the grace of the madonna

 

 

 

 

 

im not catholic

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I really think he was giving you a metaphorical answer instead of a logical one... and he repeats himself because he gets lost, closer analysis reveals that his logic goes in a straight line... out into nowhere...

 

but he usually means well...

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yams sound soooo damn good right now

 

 

i remember when i was a wee tot my town had these carts that would come around with fresh roasted yams

 

 

nowadays i relive that with nice yams and butter.

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Originally posted by the A squad

you all got gunz and i aint havin no fun, i feel like a hotdog wrapped in a bun

 

isnt it ..."i feel like im the hot dog and yall be the buns"?

 

dont you hate when you get the fortune "eat more chinease food" what a rip off :hatred:

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nah im pretty sure im right at least i hope cuz ive seen the commercial lotsa times.........

 

i like orange chicken and if thats what cancer tastes like i dont wanna be healthy

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it means get a tattoo across your stupid chest man(ace stanly would be tough)! god you can't even get a stupid fortune cookie, and write on less walls even the asians hate the walls!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE BREASTS ON MY BACK ARE AT FULL ATTENTION

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i got one that said "chinesse food is good"

what the hell kind of fortune is that ?

its not one thats what kind it is

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Originally posted by mr_president

you idiots.... its:

 

yall all gots gunz, and im not havin no fun, i feel like im the hotdog and yall be da bun....

 

or something to that effect...

 

:lol:

 

 

oops my mad tease i added an "s" at the end of "bun" :)

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this thread just turned into what did the malibu most wanted guy say in the commercial thread

 

 

Chinease Fortune: "Go see Malibu's most wanted"

 

^you know trying to keep the original theme going

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