SukiSukiNow Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 eye contact, smile, wink, BAM! if that doesn't work, show me your penis or i'll flash my boobies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 dont be ugly. rats! Here's one that I've learned despite the fact that I dont like it. It's very important to have the right "look". Now this doesn't apply to every single case, but most of the time, women look for what they know. That's why a certain type of girl always seems to be with a certain type of guy. They assume that you have similar interests and that they'll be able to introduce you to their peers. No pretty prep girl is bringing some punkrock kid out to the club with her. Now there is an exception to that rule. Sometimes if you manage to win her over with your wit and charm, it wont make a difference what 'look' you've got going on. But I'm just talking about first impressions here. If a guy with a mohawk is at a rap show, it makes you wonder what the hell he's thinking. Same thing applies to girl. Only it's her friends that say "what the hell is she thinking?" and here's another little fact for you guys... 90% of men are attracted to the same single girl. Put 10 girls in a row and all the guys will probably head straight for the pretty blonde with the nice tits. Well you know what? She knows that. You'll have way more fun chatting up the cute brunette in bluejeans. maybe more to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow eye contact, smile, wink, BAM! ahhh... the classic 'sleazy old man wink' It actually works well if you can laugh about it right after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a182/a182.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Put 10 girls in a row and all the guys will probably head straight for the pretty blonde with the nice tits. Well you know what? She knows that. You'll have way more fun chatting up the cute brunette in bluejeans. I have a best friend who is soooo outgoing, long curly blonde hair, HUGE boobies, and a great personality. She can make anyone laugh. When we go out together she turns heads like no other and I feel invisible since I'm the dark, short haired, dumpy one but we get into our fair share of trouble together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 http://raceworx.com/funnypics/depends%20are%20leaking.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 lower your standards... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Adam Carolla lower your standards... :( I did, with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow I did, with you. :( oh snap...talk about twisiting the knife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 PAGE2!!! Attract the opposite sex by going on 12oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin (yea, its hard to check out the rack when your looking in her eyes, but do it anyway) Check out her rack anyway... ok thanks, will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 big dick, thats all you need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 don't you mean ego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by ragsoe505 shower and brush your teeth. - shaving - fashion sence are other factors in that i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Weapon X: Hi, um...excuse me, don't I know you from the hospital? Woman: Um...I don't think so. What do you mean? Where? Weapon X: Oh, the hospital for sick kids. I thought you looked familiar, and figured that's where I know you from. Woman: No, I'm sorry. How long ago was this? Weapon X: Well, it was about a year ago. See, I was in the volunteer department. I would read to the cancer patients there. Unfortunately, I had to stop. Woman: Why's that? Weapon X: Well, what happened was, I got too close to one of the patients. This beautiful little girl named Sandra. Well, it's a long, story. I don't really feel comfortable talking about it. Long story short - she died and I realized I wasn't cut out for that type of work. et cetera. but that's really devious, so I hope none of you ever employ such a tactic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 That requires a bit more thinking than I'm capable of in the company of fine ladies I've never met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 a skateboard and tattoos help get chicks who are into skateboarders and tattoos. the problem is that you get chicks who are into skateboarders and tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 re: re: re: re: how to attract the opposite sex Don't dress bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Weapon X thats a veery devious idea! haha , has it ever back fired on u ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 fart heaps and theyll come to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 down a few drinks so ur feelin good go up to a hot chick and jus have a convo main thing DO NOT FORGET HER NAME trust this is very hard to do because after a while for some reason the chick ur talkin to will ask her if u remember her name and tha countless times ive got it wrong has fucked it up for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 trying to sit down next to a girl and then falling on her(because your so shit faced) doesn't turn her on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 shit on their chest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by krie Weapon X thats a veery devious idea! haha , has it ever back fired on u ? to tell you the truth, I've never tried it. My friend did, however, and he's a really bad liar. The girl just badly insulted him and walked away. I guess he's lucky he didn't get his pint poured over his head. I guess I have some morals - but I'll try anything once, I guess. :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 those girls on the street corner said they'd go out with me if I gave them a lot of money. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 i usually mace a chick in the face upon meeting her, then, before she figures out what's going on, i tell her that my name is richard simmons and i'm here to get down adn dance to the oldies....all the women that i do that to are over 70, so it always works out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by Missinterpreted show him you can outdrink his pussy ass. :love2: :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a182/a182.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 girls are heartless and inconsiderate SPF has been fucked over and lied to one too many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow eye contact, smile, wink, BAM! if that doesn't work, show me your penis or i'll flash my boobies so if I send you a pictuer of my dick iget a picture of your tits?...I do need to know what kind of rack my mail order bride is rockin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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