ubejinxed Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 ahahaha you guys don't have to congratulate me... but thanks. ahah i'm just trying to do something for someone else. haha mail order groom... oh funny guy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 i only order the ones with the six pack and excellent skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Now I mean this all polite... If you only want to get married once, tell that bum to go actually fall in love with his own damn resident. Jesus Christ.. just pick some poor, ugly broad off the streets and do it to her. There's no sense in putting you, a friend, through all of the strings that are going to come with that... plus you already know that you're faking it. If he can trick some chick only he will and the 'act' will only be half fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity can you get pregnant form marriage? No. But you can get fat and divorced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Well since I grew up so Against All Authority (shameless ska mustard plug) and I have great empathy for those suffering in 3rd world nations, I thought about doing something like this. The institution of marraige doesn't mean as much to me as the actual bond. It's all about what it means to you. Sad but I think alot of people marry more for the institutional benefits than love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 maybe if the chick was super hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 are you fucking him or what? need to know before i comment any further... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed ok yah i'm going through it. i live with him. i lived with him and his mom and dad for two months. he's gone on trips with my dad, met all my family. he's helped me build my house. i dunno. i want to help and i love him but... i only want to get married once.. i've been struggling with this for the past year. i mean what's the big deal anyways, but it really is for me. sigh. the time draws nigh If you only want to get married once, I'd say wait a bit and see how things pan out. Things can change drastically even after two and three years of knowing a person and then committing to a more serious relationship. It would suck to marry this person and then they get all bitch mode on you, and then that'd fuck up your getting married only once thing. On the same token, I'd say it's a nice thing to do for someone you love.... there's arguments for both sides of this, and I can see why you're having trouble with a decision such as this one. I vote for wait a bit on the marriage thing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E are you fucking him or what? need to know before i comment any further... That's none of your beeswax, and nobody gives a good god damn about your commentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT That's none of your beeswax, and nobody gives a good god damn about your commentary. dirt's got it right there! P2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 1st on page 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E are you fucking him or what? need to know before i comment any further... well see with that kinda question, i dont think she'd even care to respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 hahaha... I noticed it was a P2 so I deleted then reposted to avoid a mess. luckily I crept in before you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 d.habz- im going to beat your ass one day. you stupid bitch you. UBE- if youre dating him or have been sleeping with him for the past year and a half or whatever you said, i dont see why this would be such a big deal. (hints why i asked). as for me, i wouldn't do it unless the girl was one of the coolest people ive known in my life and i knew her for awhile. and she better be putting out for me to. either that or it would have to involve her paying me a large some of cash. if those didnt apply, i wouldnt do it. haha. i only want to get married once as well, and i hope my wife knows that when i say til death do us part. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 this close...[ ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E d.habz- im going to beat your ass one day. you stupid bitch you. But then again, you could always die trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E either that or it would have to involve her paying me a large some of cash. come on now.... you'd do it just to get some action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT But then again, you could always die trying. or you could just kill yourself for me. fucking faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Tease, nobody's willing to do anything for you, except make animated images in your likeness.... you virgin. edit: and sry Ube, I won't fight in your thread anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 The irony is killing me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 http://members.aol.com/ashzero/_alanis/ironic02.jpg'> isn't it ironic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Don't you think? Ahh... you crazy Canucks On a totally related-but-not note, a friend of mine gave me totally new insight into the line "I've got one hand in my pocket..." Complete that however the hell you want, you sickos... ...and you'll probably be totally correct Oh, and, on a related note, ube, congratulations, not necessarily on getting married, but on being such a good person. It takes a lot to do something like that for someone, and that you did it shows how much you care for them. If that person is ungrateful, well, I think I might need a green card.... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Immigration is a funny buisness, i work in it. I would def. help someone out that really needed it, but then again, you have to take 2 steps back and see exactly where it is that they put you, some girl wanted me to marry her for her papers, fuck that, i didnt like her for one, she started to be all lovey dovey towards me since i met here and this continued on for about a year or two. I could see through the facade, i essentially told her no, because even though it would help her, she had a look in her eyes that said different about the grateful part, im drunk by the way. It's whatever floats your boat so to say... Just remember, that when y ou do go for your interview you have to show that you have continuously lived as a "couple" this means, -Bills with both names on their -photos that are not "staged" (with family with friends) -Taxes, do your taxes together, show one place of residence. -Leases. Show a lease that both are living in the same place, that is extremly important. -A checking account with both names is helpful as well. -HAVE ALL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!! They will ask you for favorite foods, favorite colors, what color curtains are and all the minute shit you never thought they would ask. Why would they ask, so they can find out wether the marriage was "fake" (as this one is) or if it's "real" ( what your trying to portray) Marriage is based on love, if you love the guy then flow with it like you do. -Dont get a shody lawyer/notary to do your paperwork, ask for copies of every single form the I-130 is the most important, ask for a copy of that on the real tip and go over it, go over the information on the G-325 very closely and all that hoopla. -If the person entered the united states illegally, they "WILL" have to go back to their country of origin. If he came in with a visa then he's okay. -There is a law on the books called "212-A", essentially if the BENEFICIARY has ever been convicted of a crime, they will not get their residency, make sure your friend hasnt, if he has commited 2 misdemeanors then he will not be able to stay in the us. if he has commited 1 felony he will not be able to stay in the us. (thus another reason i have stopped painting illegally...not completly but fuck bombing and the risk of getting caught, chill spots, a-ok) -Be careful, driving tickets are fucking bad, if he gets a drivign ticket and pays it, essentially he is saying he is guilty of a crime, a moving violation, a misdemeanor. Until he has a green card that mofo has to be Mr. Perfect fucking citizen, no joke. If he drinks, public intoxication is a misdemeanor, remember perfect fucking citizen. -Im kinda drunk and that's all i could remember right now, if there's anything just post it and ill be happy to share some info. Dont mean to scare you if i did, but just be careful with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I’ve always wanted to go into a restaurant’s kitchen and yell “IMMIGRATION” so I can see everyone scatter, and raid the calamari when everyone’s gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 oh she loves him.... i don't see what the problem is then.... nice breakdown 181 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 1, 2004 Author Share Posted June 1, 2004 Originally posted by oneeightyone Immigration is a funny buisness, i work in it. I would def. help someone out that really needed it, but then again, you have to take 2 steps back and see exactly where it is that they put you, some girl wanted me to marry her for her papers, fuck that, i didnt like her for one, she started to be all lovey dovey towards me since i met here and this continued on for about a year or two. I could see through the facade, i essentially told her no, because even though it would help her, she had a look in her eyes that said different about the grateful part, im drunk by the way. It's whatever floats your boat so to say... Just remember, that when y ou do go for your interview you have to show that you have continuously lived as a "couple" this means, -Bills with both names on their -photos that are not "staged" (with family with friends) -Taxes, do your taxes together, show one place of residence. -Leases. Show a lease that both are living in the same place, that is extremly important. -A checking account with both names is helpful as well. -HAVE ALL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!! They will ask you for favorite foods, favorite colors, what color curtains are and all the minute shit you never thought they would ask. Why would they ask, so they can find out wether the marriage was "fake" (as this one is) or if it's "real" ( what your trying to portray) Marriage is based on love, if you love the guy then flow with it like you do. -Dont get a shody lawyer/notary to do your paperwork, ask for copies of every single form the I-130 is the most important, ask for a copy of that on the real tip and go over it, go over the information on the G-325 very closely and all that hoopla. -If the person entered the united states illegally, they "WILL" have to go back to their country of origin. If he came in with a visa then he's okay. -There is a law on the books called "212-A", essentially if the BENEFICIARY has ever been convicted of a crime, they will not get their residency, make sure your friend hasnt, if he has commited 2 misdemeanors then he will not be able to stay in the us. if he has commited 1 felony he will not be able to stay in the us. (thus another reason i have stopped painting illegally...not completly but fuck bombing and the risk of getting caught, chill spots, a-ok) -Be careful, driving tickets are fucking bad, if he gets a drivign ticket and pays it, essentially he is saying he is guilty of a crime, a moving violation, a misdemeanor. Until he has a green card that mofo has to be Mr. Perfect fucking citizen, no joke. If he drinks, public intoxication is a misdemeanor, remember perfect fucking citizen. -Im kinda drunk and that's all i could remember right now, if there's anything just post it and ill be happy to share some info. Dont mean to scare you if i did, but just be careful with this. wow, thanks, this is great info. can i email you and ask you a few questions? we do live together and i know a lot about him so i'm sure it will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Yea you can email me, transcendentialist@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 1, 2004 Author Share Posted June 1, 2004 mail para você Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 word up ube. congratulations and good luck. dude was cool. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 MAIL CALL UBE. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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