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Guest -MOE LESTER-

If you had the body of a woman.................

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

i would constantly touch my breasts. . .:D

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Guest Wilt

i'd want my cock back...its like...magical....

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Guest Pilau Hands

i'd buy a cucumber...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

they're wonderful with salads.

 

oh yeah, and i'd get a dildo too.

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Guest im not witty

i have several womens bodies buried underneath a shed in the backyard.

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Guest ilikeskulls.
Originally posted by im not witty

i have several womens bodies buried underneath a shed in the backyard.

 

if my mom is still there tell her i say hi.

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i would figure out what i could get in there...

 

just radom foriegn objects..

 

"oh, hi lamp shade.."

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^^^^ I would be trying that shit too. in front of the video cam.

 

I think I would be in constant compulsion to get some. As if I'm not already in that mode.

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Guest platapie
Originally posted by Armenhammer

I would do that stuff naked in front of a mirror.

 

 

true dat,. unless iw as a fat bitch.

 

 

im drunk so all my 12oz ladys dont take that the wrogn way i gots love for you.:love: :love2: :love2: :love:

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id get a HQ webcam and do all that over the internet , charging 50.00 a week membership .

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it would be like a 24 hour game for me..

 

start small go big...

 

"hmm.. will this table leg go?..."

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Originally posted by platapie

 

 

true dat,. unless iw as a fat bitch.

 

 

im drunk so all my 12oz ladys dont take that the wrogn way i gots love for you.:love: :love2: :love2: :love:

 

 

its funny cause you just called them fat bitches.

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I'D GO TO LESBIAN JOINTS(NOT THE ONES FULL OF "BUTCHES"), JOIN A LESBIAN ORGY, AND I'D STRADDLE THE WASHING MACHINE DURING THE SPIN CYCLE.

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Guest Stoney Blaze

...I do...

 

she's from Beantown and she's sleeping in my bed.

my dumbass is on the computer for a sec...

 

I'm going back in...:idea:

 

peace...:dazed:

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Originally posted by cmeup

i would be able to fist myself with both hands by tha end of tha day...

 

maybe even within a few hours :D

 

pleasebelieveitoner<~

 

tease:king::crazy:

 

I have no doubt that you already can... I believe

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

I would just want to experience the female orgasm.

 

haha dude good luck.:dazed:

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Guest sneak

damn, u gotta ask urself.....does the tv remote fit? and what about if my mobile is set to vibrate?

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Guest Pilau Hands

hahahahahahaha

people sleeping on robocop

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Guest willy.wonka

i would buy vibrators....

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