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kodak

funny pick up lines

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guy-can i have a picture of you

girl-why?

guy-because i wanna show santa exactly what i want this christmas.

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guy-do you have a map?

girl-no, why do you need a map for?

guy-because im lost in your eyes.

 

 

now thats pimp!

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fancy a shag?

 

 

 

I believe in the straight-forward method, but since you don't talk that way over there then I guess it can be a novelty pick up line too

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Guest platapie

me- nice shoes

her-thanks

me- wanna fuck?

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- Roses are red,Violets are blue, i like spaghetti lets go screw.

 

-Im not fred flint stone but i bet i can make your bed rock.

 

-Im a bird watcher and im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher.. have u seen any around here?

 

- If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was easter could i come visit you between the holidays?

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Guest serpent of the light

say, would you like to try some of my, sex? (you gotta say it with a sophisticated type accent so you sound all yuppie and british and shit)

 

was your daddy a thief?

why?

cuz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes!

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i just make some dumb shit up on the spot. doesnt sound prepared and gets them laughing. then its all over for them after that.

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Originally posted by d-town_bomber

or........

 

 

BITCH GIMME SOME HEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD.

 

 

 

*note the term head should be pronounced ghetto style. example: HERD

 

 

Hey, I'm Johhny.......gimmie s'med

 

(hillbilly style, example: SMED)

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Guest willy.wonka

just pee yourself....;)

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(at a sushi bar)

is that sushi in your pocket or are you just happy to sashimi?

 

guy: hey do you have tickets?

girl: tickets to what?

guy: (flex biceps) the gun show!

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go up to the girl with a glass of water and flick a little drop on her, then say "oh i'm sorry lets go change out of these wet clothes"

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guy: your name must be daisy

 

girl: why?

 

guy: cause i have an incredible urge to PLANT you

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Originally posted by garcia_vega

[bguy: hey do you have tickets?

girl: tickets to what?

guy: (flex biceps) the gun show! [/b]

 

:lol: that one is classic

 

belive it or not the

nice shoes...wanna fuck

has worked a couple of times

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Soooooooo......wanna makeout.

 

I lost my number can I borrow yours.

 

 

guy: Can I get 50 cent for the phone.

girl: why?

guy: Cause mom told me to call home if I saw an angel.

(note: pay phones here are 50 cent to make a call. So adjust as needed.)

 

 

Guy: So if I gave you ten bucks would you blow me?

Girl: NO! with a repulsed look

Guy: Oh your the kind that does it for free.:cool:

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Guest unoprimero

Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers.

 

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

 

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 

I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.

 

Does your watch have a second hand because I want you to tell me how long it took for me to fall in love with you?

 

I hope you know how to do artificial resuscitation because you take my breath away!

 

Hi, my names (whatever your name is). But you can call me tonight.

 

No wonder the sky's gray today- all the blue is in your eyes.

 

What's your name? Or shall I just call you mine?

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

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guy-look! whats that.

girl turns and looks.

guy just jumps on top of her and rapes the hell out of her until his dick is soft.

 

it always works, but she wont wanna talk to you anymore

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Guest willy.wonka
Originally posted by unoprimero

Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers.

Hi, my names (whatever your name is). But you can call me tonight.

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

 

i like these ones.

some of you guys are comin classic.

i like that drop of water,let me get you out of those wet clothes one..

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