When Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 whats up bitches?! ive been in san diego/mexico since wednesday night got back last night but was too tired to get on here so many stories, so many stories these are the highlights if you want me to elaborate let me know... -kicked out of hotel wednesday night -crazy dude outside new hotel early thursday morning -train to tijuana -fruity white frat boys with braids in tijuanaj bar -tijuana stripclub (part 1) -train back to san diego -apparently we're terrorists -wandering the gas lamp -pizza in the hotel room -back to tijuana -much drinking (the race) -tijuana stripclub (part two) *the chase* -train back to san diego and the crazy white spanish rapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by When if you want me to elaborate let me know... -train to tijuana --train back to san diego -apparently we're terrorists - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Blargggg. Who's awake in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 I am http://www.allyourtrekarebelongto.us/ksmeld.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by When -train back to san diego and the crazy white spanish rapper i'll take that one Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 ARCEL train to tj: we woke up around 2pm in our new hotel (the ramada in downtown san diego) drank a few mixed drinks and took one to go on the train got our tickets and headed on our way halfway through the ride the railroad cops got on, my one friend starts freaking out because hes holding his cup filled with jack and coke my other friend and i continue to drink figuring whats the worst that could happen we're above 21, and the cops have better things to do well yes, much better things to do as they pull this kid up out of his seat and push his face against the window as the put cuffs on him hes grunting and cussiug and causing a big scene as we sit there sipping our drinks ha train back to san diego: its 10pm or so and we're fucking trashed! and i mean barely able to stand up trashed pissing everyone else off on the train (im suprised we even made it across the border) i start throwing newspapers at my friend while my other friend is just laughing uncontrollably the railroad cops get on and some dude tells them to tell us to be quiet they come over and see the mess of newspaper and random shit and stench of alcohol and tell us to get off the train we get off at the next stop only to realise... apparently we're terrorists: that we have missed our real stop two stops back so we cross the tracks to get on the opposite train its still a good 10 minutes away so we decide to light off one of the m-80s we bought earlier in the day my one friend wanders off with one and lights it in a trash can everyone else at the station goes quiet and stops talking the train is coming and we get up to get on, when we hear 'sit the fuck down boys!' its the san diego police and theyre pissed apparently they saw my friend light the m80 and put it in the can i swear it was straight from a movie the officer gave us this retarded talk while his partner sat there nodding he asked my friend what he was doing with his life friend: 'im a business major sir' cop: 'are you sure youre not majoring in stupidity?' me: (laughing) cop: 'what about you son?' me: 'i build hot rods' cop: 'oh so then you think youre above the law?' me: 'what are you talking about' cop: 'oh you think youre real smart' cop: 'how about i send all you back across the border to mexican jail, theyll turn you into taco meat' friends and myself: (laughing) cop: 'i hate you little shits that think homeland security is a joke' other friend: 'dude its not like were bringing back ak47s' cop: 'well you might as well be, youre still a terrorist bringing back fireworks' us: (laughing) we give the cop our ids he looks over them and tells us to get the fuck out of san diego we walk back to our hotel room pockets full of fireworks and stay in san diego for the next 2 days the conversation is as much as i can remember from it it was all golden funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 EarMuffs train back to san diego and the crazy white spanish rapper: were coming back to san diego saturday night and there are two older dudes chilling on the train with a bottle of tequila were trashed theyre trashed the one dude keeps mumbling shit to himself and his friend keeps jabbing him in the ribs finally the dude getting jabbed in the ribs busts out with a bunch of drunken spanish and starts rapping about his chevy and a microwave and carne asada dude had to be a good 50 years old and claimed he knew no spanish but when he drank tequila he could speak it his one rap went something like this and it was half in spanish half english driving in my cheby i just ate carne asada yummy in my belly pick up my girlfriend drive in my cheby dont look at me holmes in ese loco crazy ill steal your microwave and pop your sisters cherry... this went on for a good 15 minutes and i was laughing my ass off the whole time its not word for word obviously but i was drunk as shit and thats all i can kind of remember just picture this coming out of a 50 something year old white dude drunk as fuck off tequila our little group was the only one laughing everyone else on the train seemed pissed and a few looked outright offended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by When his partner sat there nodding he asked my friend what he was doing with his life friend: 'im a business major sir' cop: 'are you sure youre not majoring in stupidity?' me: (laughing) cop: 'what about you son?' me: 'i build hot rods' cop: 'oh so then you think youre above the law?' me: 'what are you talking about' cop: 'oh you think youre real smart' cop: 'how about i send all you back across the border to mexican jail, theyll turn you into taco meat' friends and myself: (laughing) cop: 'i hate you little shits that think homeland security is a joke' other friend: 'dude its not like were bringing back ak47s' cop: 'well you might as well be, youre still a terrorist bringing back fireworks' us: (laughing) we give the cop our ids he looks over them and tells us to get the fuck out of san diego ahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vinyl junkie Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 i was testing to see if that would work... dammit... anyways, upcoming new thread in a minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 goodnite kids im off to sleepy land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&threadid=51692 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by vinyl junkie http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/gally99/Set121_15.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 how goes it owls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 http://artgeek5000.com/sketch/maynard.jpg'> "Struggle this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 http://www.redstripebeer.com/jamaica/home2.jpg'> Good shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 tumbleweeds like whoa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 hey iquit, hows it going? hows work, the old lady etc etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m hey iquit, hows it going? hows work, the old lady etc etc etc. work is slow. shit is either insanely busy or just dead. luckily i have my boss convinced that i am doing research for graffiti action figures, so if they catch me playin on 12oz i can say i'm working. haha, suckazzzz. going to macao with the lil lady next weekend. its an island where you can gamble, so its a crazy party town. should be fun, i'll try to post flics. havent done any hardcore gambling in a while, so i'm siked. haha, my cow-fucking quote has been immortalized! what up with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 damn tis hot here down under got to 41 degrees celcius... work was stinkin hot i couldnt wait till i was home to jump on the 12 and sit down with some heineken's.. i got a pool, was just in it before it was beautiful but tis bloody hot out side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by krie damn tis hot here down under got to 41 degrees celcius... work was stinkin hot i couldnt wait till i was home to jump on the 12 and sit down with some heineken's.. i got a pool, was just in it before it was beautiful but tis bloody hot out side that nasty humid heat is slowly workin its way into hk. not lookin forward to that shit, AT ALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 well, shit. ill explain things in a sec. ima go cut and paste my post earlier on and you can judge how i am, ill give you a hint it starts with m and ends with d, its three letters. ill be back in a sec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 my roomates ex girlfriend is taking her computer back. therefore i will be left with a cable modem box, and a new motherboard fan i bought yesterday. but i will not have a computer.it will be nearly impossible for me to find a computer to use to stay updated on dates and packages. and it will be even more impossible to find a computer to put my fliks of everyones stickers up with. its been cool and all, but if she comes and repo's the computer, i will not be on for a significant amount of time. supposidly she is on her way now. so this may be my last post for a while unless i kill her with a wiffle ball bat and burry her in the front lawn of my apartment......but that is very unlikely. however she may not take it back, im going to tell her that i was the one that fixed it, (true) she left it, i bought a new fan, i pay for the cable modem, and the deposit on the box, i bought a brand new floppy drive for it, i bought the double cd drives, and i spent countles hours putting the thing back the way it was supposed to be. anywho, im outro. sorry guys. *edit. if any one would like to donate to the "help fantom get a pc fund feel free, i wont stop you. but i know everyones broke I FOUND THIS OUT EARLIER^^^^^^^^^ but i found out later i have about a week till she picks it up. im so pisssed right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 yeah tis bullshit hot.. but might work in my favour, mum might not wanna cook, so i can push for pizza, then if i get it, ill make her swing past bottle shop for more beer :ballcap: if you see this bute: what that sms mean on sunday? I was confused ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 damn thats a bit harsh considering you payed for shit to be fixed etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m I FOUND THIS OUT EARLIER^^^^^^^^^ but i found out later i have about a week till she picks it up. im so pisssed right now. that sucks, dun. my laptop got boosted right outta my office when i was at lunch a couple months ago. had a ton of personal shit on there. flics, emails etc.... computers are evil anyway. you're better off without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 yeah i know im better off without. but still, im hella mad, all the time and money ive wasted to put this thing back together. im sooooooooo pissed, now i cant go to the 12oz, and make fun of you, or any one else, i cant organize my packages that need to be sent out, and i cant order supplies. dammit, man. this is gay. im going to kill her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 i just ate prawns.. now i feel sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by krie i just ate prawns.. now i feel sick did you eat the shells ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 they have shells?:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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