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you would know smart?:crazy:

but seriously it was cold up there in the mountains that night.

you didn't seem to mind:crazy:

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Guest willy.wonka

can you hear me pee???????

 

i know you're listening...back away from the door....

fuckin wierdos.....i can hear that lighter sparkin up the crack pipe of yours again....???what crack pipe???....the one on your bed...right there....???[with a swift hand move,my friend the ice head,conceals his nasty habbit]what are you talkin about?im not tweakin...:rolleyes:

fuckin whatever....

tweak makes your dick shrink....

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Originally posted by Pistol

you would know smart?:crazy:

but seriously it was cold up there in the mountains that night.

you didn't seem to mind:crazy:

 

HAHAHAHA, yeah, any port in your dreams :)

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Guest willy.wonka

HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

no comment....good answer....and a smart one.case closed...hahahaha

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pistol , i think we have the same problem. we kick it in cold water to much. i know its fucked up my game with my girl.........:eek:

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Originally posted by Pistol

i'm still waiting for the "I have a small penis thread!"

 

not

"Pistol has a small penis"

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oh, I'm sorry Pistol, I misunderstood... but on the bright side... now you got this groovy thread about you...:)

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Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but..."

"But what?"

"Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold..."

"Oh, you mean... Shrinkage."

"Yes. Significant shrinkage."

"So you feel you were shortchanged."

"Yes. I mean, if she thinks that's me, she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me."

- George and Jerry

 

 

 

"Do women know about shrinkage?"

"What do you mean, like laundry?"

"No..."

"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."

"It shrinks?"

"Like a frightened turtle."

"Why does it shrink?"

"It just does."

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"

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Originally posted by cmeup

poor guy...

 

gonna hafta start calling pistol... 'pist'

 

:D

 

haha "pist".... :lol:

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alrite so, the next time i go swimming in the cold.. and the nipples are showing, and some fag goes "TEE HEE HEE YOUR NIPPLES ARE HARD!" i can go "WHATEVER FAG, YOUR PENIS SHRUNK?"

 

am i right? i learn so much from you guys.

 

::HUG HUG HUGGGGGGGGG:::::::::::

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Originally posted by DEE38

alrite so, the next time i go swimming in the cold.. and the nipples are showing, and some fag goes "TEE HEE HEE YOUR NIPPLES ARE HARD!" i can go "WHATEVER FAG, YOUR PENIS SHRUNK?"

 

am i right? i learn so much from you guys.

 

::HUG HUG HUGGGGGGGGG:::::::::::

 

Haha, you didnt know that? When you go swimming your dick goes to about 7 times smaller then it is when erect. Seriously form 7 inches to in inch. Its horrible.

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

 

Haha, you didnt know that? When you go swimming your dick goes to about 7 times smaller then it is when erect. Seriously form 7 inches to in inch. Its horrible.

 

I knew it gets cold and isn't its longest, but i didnt know it decreases 900%.... is that why guys take cold showers when they're "excited?" It all comes together.

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