One Man Banned

Black speck in the bottom of my potato chips, are you some burnt crumb from the edge of a chip or are you that small percentage of rat turd the FDA allows?

night of nut shots?

This has been a week of salty sammiches like wtf? If I was a slug I'd be dead.

That's a merge that actually works

There are world records and personal records, but both count as records. I mean be your own champ or bring on the competition, eh?

This is true. For a moment I thought this was a crotch shot and I said boy, I hope that's an elbow or something there because otherwise.....

Puff Didhe?

That's a long ass written excuse for saying I needed to bust a nut.

That one pic raises all sorts of questions. Are the dix always hard, or just in that pic? Wouldn't she pass out and die as all the blood goes into all those dix? If the dix are usually flaccid then she has stump arms and they grow hard. What happens when she pees? Do they all go at once and it's over in a few drops? What's the after pee shake protocol for that many dix? I guess you just hop up and down a few times. Judging by the pic, in the future this transgender shit really gets out of hand.

Few of you just need to get a date.

Wow. If I had even one dick hand I'd be slapping mofuckers left and right all day with it.

I appreciate that but it looks like problem solved. Could have also used the interwebz to help answer this one, there are "petMD" type websites. You should never give a dog chocolate or a number of other items but the content and quality of the chocolate probably helped the situation here. Similar experiences to others.... when I was maybe 4 we snuck out of bed and started eating Hershey's syrup, sharing with our dog. Dog puked all over later that night and luckily was fine after that. Personal aside here, I dislike the term expert. People in general take that to mean "knows it all" on a subject, whereas learning is an ongoing and evolving process and what we accept as fact today may not be tomorrow.

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@heavyLox @=FANGS=

Welcome back old heads and older heads! Don't forget to post a pic or 2 in a thread for the ol oontz.

Fuck Joe Rogan. But if it helps the Oontz we aint out here asking, we taking.

knife gonna knife

If you trust AI, then R Kelly is mos def a sex offender. Pardon me, I meant sex offenda.