bobbie blowjob

yes, and i also liked the topic of someone who admitted it flatout on the fucking internet

if you stand up like me , our bodies will shape like a dildo

tranny handjob, but that was quite recent, wasn't it?

something nazi

you haVe a nice urethra

shove a frozen turd in her butthole

fucking occupy movement don't even bothering with tents anymore

buy her a dildo and for once make her happy

where is her dildo

masturbated all day long, didn't care for food

still incest posse

move into her attic

heard he was runner up in the national championship of dildo sitting

one day out in the town, i really needed to shit. it rained and the only spot i could think of was underneath a roof, because getting wet while pooping isn't thug life. underneath the roof was a bicycle with a bag for newspaper routes. i opened it and shat all over the insides with my adjustable anus, and neatly closed the lid again. i keep wondering if he noticed before or after he put the newspapers in it, because shoving shit covered newspapers in mailboxes isn't really fun

that's a real life rape cave

when i think of you i think of the bang bus

99 problems but anne frank isn't one

let those commie bastards share the fuck out of their new found wealth then.

cut that tits for

stealing toilet paper out trains/public toilets flush the toilet with a bucket masturbate to advertisement folders

false tpbm is also bottom in sexy times

“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and show How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.” ― John Wilmot, The Complete Poems