Toiletseat

Hey man, i got at least 50 used condoms just laying around. I was thinking to attach some keyrings to them and use them as key chains. Perhaps for new members or pamela andersom

Its a treasure map leading to the bermuda triangle. Pieces of chicken mixed with hopes, ambitions and a bright future were last seen entering that triangle

Fucking hell, are you the deranged hobo who writes those cosmo sex tips?

Oh yeah, here are some mundane conversations with my future jail time reasons, the more fun ones unmatched me because i was just too much of a love machine Tinder always sooths me, it assures me that im not all that crazy. Just look at that bio. 70 years ago this kind of language was good for a trip to a concentration camp. Crossfit your fucking way out of auschwitz honey.

You have to give it to them. The sheer amount of skill required to conceal the padded walls, strait jackets and excrements wall ornaments is amazing. I just let my lawyer take nice photos on court days.

Im browsing the forum with mail pigeons. Bit of a hassle. But when i receive e reply pigeon i also use those pigeons as lunch. It tastas a bit like smac out of can.

putting shemale nipples on the nipples of the nudes of my sister so instagram wont steal my likes

oedipus complex mixed with some childhood blunt ass trauma also dickhole sprinkles

i was gone for some love affair with my toiletbrush and some nasty filipino camgirls. homeboy toiletbrush enjoyed some rice anus for 2 dollar fifty on the regular whats up lugr? still polishing the kno daily?

give me back my negativity

i cant concentrate on audiobooks while im mastrubating on the highway

sieg heil

JAILBAIT

i want a hurting handjob of that monstrosity of mucles from brussels

griled cheese sandwich , yall motherfuckers

why the fuck has every illurminazi movie background dubstep music? lets make a horrible edited rant of a imbecile even more unwatchable with some fucking epileptic air raid imitations?

FREEDOM

you can notice something else when you put your childlike hands in my pants

disregard condoms, acquire aids

been off for a few months, will be commencing shit posting once again you bunch of fucking dildos

shapeless and proud, like poop in a cloud

i want to touch in all the inappropriate places

yeah me first motherfucker