Toiletseat

her pussy will be a bbq sauce dip

HITLER

old soldiers never die, they just flush away

Fucking off duty clowns, does he also bike around the neighbourhood on a unicycle

Only like posts about transgenders on facebook, or just become one. That will show their profiling.

Hall of faggots

get all your money out of the bank, stand at a nice scenic lookout at a river and throw all your cash into said river see it all float away just to give advertisers the middle finger. no money=no target audience

pull your pants down

true, giver and receiver, there was a period in my life when i every month or so i urinated on drunk people at bars for bets. would have done it for free but booze money is booze money. once a ex kept pissing on me in the shower, so i pissed in her purse before work one time. i was crying laughing , she left. tpbm is drunk

i will lick her shamrock, i will look like a labrador eating a bucket of yoghurt when im done or maybe she can tell me where she sees herself in 5 years from now

who needs bells when you have domestic violence. deaf people make funny noises when in agony. tpbm remembers that he has to take a shit while reading this

impulses are leading the way

i need tp

sduihasuidhawuihdawud

you dont fucking intervene with my search history, fuckface

GOING NOWHERE FAST

tell your grindr dates to meet you somewhere else

you know how the saying goes. he who casts the first stone, fucks little children and golden retrievers

i used a potato once as a dildo, bitch spawned a retarded person nine months later

some scented candles, a few rose leaves here and there, a casually discarded empty bottle of wine placed strategically in her cunt all the while the greatest hits of the sugababes mixed in with the sound of their crying offspring fill the soundwaves, distracting me from sharing my sweet, sweet biological needs to these vulnerable creatures

buy them with your credit card and let yourself go bankrupt nobody paid

muhammed put that dick in my rear ali is a Cock Sparrer

shit all over me

you need to weigh your morning wood