So a boy of about 15 walks through his front door and sees his dad. His dad say's "hey son how's it going I'm having a beer come sit down with me". There sitting together and the dad asks "So son have you had sex yet, have you done the deed?". "Dad, i was just going to tell you, that's were I've just been, i finally did it"replies the son. "Really mate, that's great who was she?" asks dad. "She lives down the street five houses down". The dad stops and thinks for what to say next, "You cant be to care full son, i hope you wore something" he says.
The boy smiles and says "Of course I did pop, I wore a balaclava."