Rolf Harris

My girlfriend started nipping my head about farting yesterday. i have a good chuckle to myself when i let out a good fart. so i let two go and start laughing, she starts pissing herself too. then tells me it's too early in the relationship for me to be farting infront of her. is there a point in time in a relationship where it's acceptable to fart infront of your partner?!?!?! and i caught an ex of mine catch a fart into a shoe, then smell it laughing... i dunno if she knew i was watching or not...

isn't that DJ AM? mabye i'm wrong, but i thought i read something about how all he ever wears is dunks.

i do believe the rusted oot approach is called "rat look"

hit and run with what? a fuckin' tank?

if it's from china. it's fake. i seen a programme where a chinese boy made fake eggs. no joke. i looked it up and there seems to be a few cunts bitchin' about it here http://www.419legal.org/fradulent-website/16378-dhgate-com-official.html

went oot later that night to meet the missus a friend was trying to fire in about some student fogetting his face was covered in blue ink then stopped taking photos for the rest of the night. a mans breakfast had a good few hours of bullshit with the phone company all fuckin' day. then went to my mates house for a few hours

i just got the varnish error message thing, after trying to post pics, rather annoying...

some from the weekend. my girlfriend finally came home, and brought me this, it's the same size as my sf hat, but it doesn't fit :( bought these and a ticket for a party in the botanic gardens. got there. it was like a fuckin' sauna inside. tinnys. this nobby on the guitar forgot his lines. it started to fill up a bit more... walk to get more drink this cunt's been sorely missed over the summer. moved inside he kept shouting because he was constantly gettin' stabbed from the catus

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! i think she's on holiday man...

congratulations man!

i dunno what kind of dentists you or your friends go to... but i've had a lot of work done over the years, and i've never been put under

jealous as fuck!!!

i just overheard this from my dad... dad. "here there's cheap breaks in the newspaper today" mum. "oh yeah i seen that, were you gonna take me away for a while to cheer me up?" dad. "...actually i was hoping you'd fuck off..."

i would say so, i went to get two fillings yesterday, i was there for half an hour, and it cost me £100. cunts

it's black pudding and pork sausages on a baguette. it's never as satisfying as i think it's gonna be...

carried on to get some food... this place used to be a crazy skate spot and had loads of graff about eight years ago before they knocked it down. it's covered in grass now, i forgot we had a day an a half of constant rain, so the place was water logged, when i walked over the field, i got fuckin' soaked. staggered home... dunno why i keep buying this shit. end.

i'm drunk still so please excuse typos... the paint was the same colour as my sunday morning piss. "can yi tell waht eet es yet?" the finished piece, i'm no posting what i painted as it was Tom Kite. later on... someone tagged this door with the word "cunt". fuckin' fowl mouthed pricks. this petrol station hardly ever has petrol... true story. fuckin' chimney sweepers on the coktails... then a few joints, i'm not entirely sure if they agree with me these days, i've only started somking after aboot 7 years of not touching it. bailed home... my old school, it's gettin' kncoked doon soon...

deadline august 25th ish? did anyone bother to do this one?

nygaz http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8130334.stm

so do the american sports seasons work on rotation? like basketball indoors in the winter so it doesn't get rained off? i'm no being cheeky, just wondering like.

this could have happened, i wouldn't remember if it did due to shite bevvy. cheers gzoo, i can see it now. i thought it might have been a big neon bus zooming away into the night. then i called myself a penis for thinking such a thing great pics from everyone.

some from the weekend. drink i don't have a fuckin' clue where this is, how it was taken. or what the actual fuck it is walk home. next day. dunno what this was aboot. walk to drink more. i had the blueballs this boy was talking some amount of shite to himself. this was my first doobie to myself in years, one was rather wrecked don't remember being here. yes i did eat this.

is this the one with other artists covering his songs? if it is i need to dig that one out, i've probably not listened to it in about 5 years

Should the participant fudge?

cheers boys. i've managed to build up a no bad wee collection o them over the past few years.