Rolf Harris

i know what yi mean, but it makes you think quite a bit which stops it from getting too repetitive i went out and got it last week, and i've completed it already, i've still got those fuckin' annoying puzzles to do, and about another 5 viewpoints that won't come up on my maps for some annoying reason

lookin' for polo rugbys online. i don't want to pay £100+ for one. if anyone knows where to get them on the cheap in the uk. please let me know...

Has anyone played/got the new assasins creed? i'm thinkin' of goin' to get it today. i completed the first one which i thought was dope. just want a second opinion on it. don't wanna pay full price for it if i'm gonna be disappointed...

drank here until the bells for new year, was ahright... felt surprisingly sober on new years day, so took a drive with the lady friend to see folk run into the freezing cold water. couldn't really get that great a viewing point. this dildo thought he'd show off and go for swim finished the night with good sweets and shit beer.

shit ralphy, that's fuckin' bad games. hope it turns oot in your favour. i'm waiting on my girl gettin' the fuck oot the shower and cooking my dinner. she wants to hurry up...

Frankie boyle

couple of these one of these this, but dark red where the white is. this too...

from a few days ago. hope santa was good to everyone, and that you ah had a nice christmas. had to MOT my car. then wait for a bus home. i forgot how shite that is... todays post was brought to you by the letter T done some o this. then got this back a day later and £120 oot o pocket. went to the local... there was karaoke on. so my mate decided to dress up as rick astley... but he didn't really know much of the song apart from the chorus, so this baldy cunt got up and helped him oot. then hame...

Re: I shit my pants today. lassie = girl aboot = about chair leg = shit

Re: I shit my pants today. ^^^ That's my friends mum!! haha he gets all embarassed when you ask "here? is your mum the lassie who gets covered in shite in trainspotting?!?" he really doesn't like talkin' aboot it. i'm sure someone else told me she takes it from behind in another movie. Acid house i think... anyhoo. on to my shite story... we had to do P.E once, so the whole class walks to the pool, where the class in the year above were just leaving, this actual midget starts fuckin' aboot furiously trying to tie his trunks in knots, i said to a mate "here what the fuck is nigel doin'?" then just after we saw a chair leg float to the surface bside where he was trying to get oot. the same mate just points and laughs then shouts "OH YA FUCKER! NIGEL JUST SHAT IN THE POOL!!!" we all stood aboot and laughed while the teacher had to fish it oot with a big net.

saw colin montgomerie once... met tajai from souls of mischief. pugs atomz signed his album for me. met double k and thes one from people under the stairs. then had thes do a line in a freestyle about my side burns, that was the greatest day of my life. narrowly missed metting Futura about a month ago

giving them the shits over their health and saftey is a good way to get your money. i dunno how it works where you are but i'm guessing that you have to pay for court and lawyers an shit. i work for a self employed man with a small business, and work closely with others in the same boat. we live in a town with about a population of 180,000. in certain hoods, there are certain people. these people have big fists for hire. they'll usually take about 20%-30% of what you're owe to give the person holding the money a good fuckin' kick-in... however it's usually easier to give the poofter with the large house and bank account a swipe across the jaw with a hammer yourself. in future i would reccomend drafting up a contract, for every job, no matter how small, getting you and the customer to sign it. with a witness. and not drinking or smoking on the job. if i ever tried that, i'd be the one gettin' battered left right and centre. also. from about 3 and a half years of experience, i've come across a good few customers sounding exactly like what you've described. fuckin' arseholes who'll pick at every little thing to knock money off their final bill. unless you've really taken the piss and overcharged these dildos by a great deal, they shouldn't have a leg to stand on. (especially if you cut it off to claim your hard earned money)

quite fuckin' right! i do offer to taxi her aboot a fair bit, i've just got aff the phone to her, i think she's more pissed off aboot the amount i drink, rather than me not pickin her up. that's the impression i got anyhoo... i do drink like a professional though...

i actually do speak like wullie the janitor from the simpsons...

here's a few from last night, nothing too mental... just sat aboot smoking and drinking in a friends hoose for a bit, his set up. do want... went to the only decent club within a 90 mile radius of my city. some irish dj on, played some good tunes so i was rather pleased. then soon ran into the cunt of an ex, who didn't even want to look at me, the feeling was mutual. went home, now my new lassie's upset with me because i've sat aboot gettin' fuckin' drunk all day instead of picking her up from the train station... she can piss off.

HOE HOE HOE!!!

i'm sure here it's mainly 2C-I cut with mdma, coke, or khat, but there's other shite like methrodone or something aswell, there's various cocktails of them goin around these parts.

a few from last night. went to a friends house to watch the king vs kahn fight. shite beers this is some sort of new drug that's been going around recently, they're called bubbles. there's different grades and mixes of all sorts o shit in them, they've not been made illegal yet. time to cut the coke with a big chib more persian rugs... was all hyped up for this... sorry if i spoil the result for anyone. left soon after to go to the pub. then seen this daft cunt singing and dancing in the pissin' rain bailed home pretty much right after this. a fairly fuckin' disappointing night...

http://www.tblop.com seems to satisfy all my wanking needs

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! she does have a nice pair of puppies...

Re: Great Pictures~ fuck knows. mabye they put it in something that's water soluable. like a pill casing or something... the first one has a line from the top. i think they might've pumped the paint into something until it burst. just a thought...

...what the fuck was that?

yeah this is a worry for me, although i tend to take my own camera to remember where i've been. apparently someone has a photo of me drinking cider from a wellington boot...

a couple boys got that when i was at school, apparently it's pretty common.