Rolf Harris

my mother works in a hospital on a ward where they do all sorts of male related ass and ball surgery. she seems to think it's extremely funny to tell my dad brother and me about all these poor cunts gettin' their dicks chopped off because of infections. the other day she told me about a boy who is around the same age as me who contracted the genital warts. which then turned cancerous, so he had to get a baked potato style cut on his jap's eye so the doctors could send a camera up there. she laughed the whole way through the story. while the rest of us either held our nuts in pain or wretched at the thought...

just aboot to throw on an old over sized lacoste polo and head to the pub for some games of pool, after i take a pish...

very nice thread. i just spent about half an hour looking for an Ethan Fowler foundation deck i used to skate about 9 or ten years ago. it had some sort of crazy religious refernece on it. with fowlers name in bones at the tail. these days i have size 13 feet and find it nearly impossible to skate. although beling clumsy as fuck might have something to do with it... have any of you ever etched or carved your own graphics into a deck? if so how'd you do it and what'd you use? i've got a few ideas for something similar along those lines. it'd be pretty helpful if any of you could give me any pointers. thanks

hahah carrying the TP just in case? another good one's lifting the lid off someones cistern and taking a shite in there. it'll stink like fuck knows what for a good while before they find it.

my friend took a shit at a bar once, we were all sitting on stools. he decided to stand up move his to the right, pull his trousers down. then stand in a position with bent knees that would look to the barmaid like he was still sitting down. he took a fuckin' massive jobby on the floor. we left pretty soon afterwards. ...it stank

i work in bathrooms with plumbers fairly often, but i can't say that's a fitting that i've seen before. it sounds to me like it needs replaced, probably just past it's time. shut the water off once you've got the replacement fitting and get the wrench and grips out. and fill your kettle incase it gets worse and you need to shut the water off completely.

Mars bars! seriously, certain people eat these on a regular basis over here. i hear deep fried bounty bars are ment to be superb.

this coming from someone who's been banned about three times on this forum. wow... pretty pathetic.

Re: Fucking Favorite Flickr Flicks a poofter is slang for a homosexual. the more you know...

i work with about a dozen different plumbers all of which have iphones. they do fuck all but play load as fuck annoying ring tones, then spend the next half hour either trying to turn them off or try to talk utter pish on them... fuckin' pricks...

^^ lightweight.... watching a woman try to open a coconut with a knife and a rolling pin, half stoned with a cold pint of stella

here's my fairly boring day... gym in the morning. then got out the new overalls, and wiped the dust off the timbs some old ones for my mate the stick on moustaches were a fuckin' nightmare. the side burns are real. we were the only ones in fancy dress in the local, until some ladies hocey team came in. moved pub then went to this place which was really shit. then met crrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiig daaaaaaaaavviid. this boy made my night.

you should wash your hands of her now. this lassie's obviously just taking the complete piss of people who care about her. stealing, asking for money etc... she clearly knows when and how to take your kindness as a weakness, no one needs cunts like that in their life. cut her off. you might feel a bit shit about it for a while, i know i probably would. but she's not doing you any favours in life as far as i can tell...

send beavers in through his window to eat his door, then you can get in and turn the tunes down. also you could go into his toilet, lift the lid off the cistern and take a shite in there. then put the lid back on. it'll smell like fuck, but he probably won't understand where the stench is coming from.

what about penfield? anyone wear them? i managed to get one for £50, the one i've got is pretty thin but fuck all gets through it. keeps me fairly toasty and dry.

why? the trunk drinks the oil like it was water. it eventually goes down to the roots and kills it.

suki get a big fat drill bit, and then drill some holes in the cunt. actually drill a good few. then you need to pour some motor oil. just the same shite you put in your car engine. that should kill the fucker.

^^ my friend has that on his wall... along with an application form for entry to the "tin-basins" lodge.

Do it brother...

i'd have to go with the ballsack for a nose. mabye i could have that reconstructed somehow... would you rather wake up next to hillary clinton, or a german shepard?

yeah jettas are the shit, hopefully gonna have a mk3 jetta/vento by this time next year...

was this not like his first interview in six fuckin' years or something? cheers for this.

Bizley. why the bloody fuck is there spam in the fridge with the beer? that a fairly normal thing in oz?

look forward to it, enjoy your time at sea captain.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD he's blind, he thinks the first step is the edge of the pool, that's why he jumps