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Uzzi 9mm

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  1. For those who like the mechanics AND the hellafrushmadcunthotpinkrimzzz
  2. Earth is so interesting because of these guys
  3. Some chino pants Some grensons that were on sale - mad brothel creepers
  4. S2000 is going to be a future classic for sure, light weight F/R sports car with nice styling. Question is will they ever release a road going HSV? Me thinks not.
  5. WTF? Probably when i was a bit younger walking back to a mates house and we saw a car parked which had a hose going from the exhaust to cabin and a bunch of duct tape. Went over and a middle aged lady was inside slumped on the wheel, opened the door turned the car off. There was a bottle of JD in her lap and some photos of her kids and sentimental type shit. Pulled her our and she was a dead weight slumped in my waist on the gutter. i was trying to wake her up and she was greyed out and looked fucking dead as. I stopped and looked to my mate and said "fuck she is fucking dead" Started moving her head and asking her name. Meanwhile my mate has began phoning the ambulance, she wakes up and looks at me then starts weakly hitting me and saying "why did you do this, why did you do this? you should have let me die" Anyway after more of that type of shit the ambulance comes, we give a statement and bail. I wonder if she was successful on the next attempt or straightened out. Will never know. Thinking you have a dead person in your arms is fucking weird. Was crazy and scary.
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    bicicletas

    Was this your mates bike count choc???? I remember seeing it in the background of some ride pics you posted
  7. Gross all the std pustules on that bitches chest from where her juggalo family deposits their nut sauce
  8. He must be fucking loving it hey. Rupert you sly old fox.
  9. Shoplift shit that you dont even need, it will make you feel like you have some grasp of control in an otherwise out of control situation. or Try.and.fornicate.with.hot.busty.euro.bitchez
  10. This guy is fucking ground breeaking. Lighting a cigarette is obviously the most bad ass thing anyone has done so far in 2011.
  11. Mad cos they cant get no junior spesshh
  12. I went into the pits for a close up look at the revolution FD today, it has an insane amount of work put into its suspension and aero/body package, The thing is basically a super gt class car. And that Q-scan r35 had basically cooked a hole in the rear diffuser after the 1st morning session with its exhaust.
  13. The compliment the person above you thread is getting stale. Need to attack a different orifice for text based entertainment banter. New game - Thats as bad as "something more fucked up than the previous post" I'll start: Nawww. Thats as bad as sculling 3 beers pre fornication in the hope that you can bust a piss in that chicks pussy post nut bust under the disguise of pillow talk.
  14. I would like to draw dicks over all that toy shit
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    bicicletas

    EVANS CRUSSSSHHHED. Well deserved.
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