Evangelion>Ogre

Sweet-ass. "pee in her butt" "writers with myspace pics"

Eugene?!?! That's totally a pussy name..you should absolutley check that nigga.. He''s probably form the suburbs, and trying to front.Get a pair of scissors and cut his fucking headphone cord..then point them at him menacingly.Revel in the resulting applause.

What about Stranglehold? Looks like Max Payne a'la John Woo.

Sounds like Defy has a nemesis.. VENDETTA!!! VENDETTA!!! VENDETTA!!!

"herpesface"!!! BwaaaaHAAAAA-HAAAAA.. :lol: I'm stealing that one. *edit: be patient..just wait the 20 days.Being an ebay junkie, I've learned to appreciate patience.

Ummm...How about 10 minutes ago?

Seriously.Co-Signed.. Except for the Justice League and Batman: The animated series (which have been canceled anyway, I might add.) Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends has been on point, though.

Bears made from elephants are fucking blamtastic..

I kind of want to get a colonic, but I'm afraid of how much shit I may have in there..

Well, it's much worse if you eat red meat regularly..that stuff rots inside you. Don't get me wrong, I would absolutely eat a burger while watching a PETA DVD. Matter of fact, I would kill for a breaded steak sandwich right about now...or veal parmesan..

WU-TANG, niukkahhhh. p.s. This guy is nowhere near as funny as MC Chris...sad, is more like it.

YES. *Note: I hate getting these stupid-ass pictures from friends who think that this shit is funny, yet at the same time think actual porn is too low-brow for them to watch.Get a fucking spine.

Here's a preview..he goes from this: To this: And things blow up.

Foreskin?

Yes, but it's worth a laugh or two..

She's not unfortunate at all.. SMASH.

I think it's a regional thing..I've noticed that here most people call it an aura..

Agreed..That nigga's creepy. The Color of Money was dope, though...but it was before he lost his mind.

What about her? If being infected with the unholy offspring of Tom Cruise dosen't make her unfortunate, I don't know what does.

Damn..I'm rockin' Gangsta Mutton Chops..I think they've become my identity. My friends say that when people ask about me, usually say "That dude with the chops".. I think it's due to me being socially dysfunctional.

Classy.

It's probably in Florida or Arizona or some shit..I notice that it's never winter on the show.

I don't even call him by his name anymore..He's just "Die hard".

I don't know if I've shared this one, but: I'm in the tattoo shop, sitting in the chair, waiting to get work done, and one of the guys is talking.. "So last night, It's about a half-hour to closing, and this girl walks in, and asks, "Do you guys do cover-up work?" So I say, "Depends on what needs to be done." So she replies, "How about a partial cover-up?" So, I'm thinking 'What The Fuck?!?!'-" What do you mean Partial Cover-Up?" So she pulls back her sleeve, and theres a huge forearm piece, in Olde English letters, reads "Derrick" And it hits me: "So what, youre dating a guy named Rick now?" She responds "How did you know?"