Awesome..Random quotes overheard from people in random places, completely out of context..
Perfect for killing some time at the office, as well as a few laughs.
Here are a few examples...And the link.. http://overheardinnewyork.com/
Girl #1: And then we had sex for, like, two hours!
Girl #2: Ew, who wants to have sex for two hours? I'd be like, 'Get off me.'
Ghetto clerk #1: Someone called before from New Mexico.
Ghetto clerk #2: So?
Ghetto clerk #1: Well, I didn't know there was a New Mexico.
Ghetto clerk #2: Yeah, there's Mexico and New Mexico.
Ghetto clerk #1: Oh, I get it. So it's like Bronk and da Bronx?
Ghetto clerk #2: Not really.
Girl #1: I can't even talk to her anymore. All she does is sit in her room, smoke pot and sulk. It's pathetic.
Girl #2: That's kind of what I do.
Girl #1: Me, too. But it's okay, 'cause we're not fat like she is.
Girl #2: Totally!
Teen girl #1: I have to write an expository essay on something that has impacted my life.
Teen girl #2: Has anyone in your family ever died?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, but no one, like, close to me.
Teen girl #2: Do you have any, like, retards in your family?
Teen girl #1: No, but I did meet a retard one time... He was, like, really retarded, too. Maybe I'll write about that...