fat ralphy

theres a putah creek california...and weed californai bu thtose are cool

teh boobs and teh boot

this fool should get the shotgun treatment..eye for an eye....imagine if you fucked his daughter...petty shit imagine if you fucked his daughter or cut him off on the freeway

highlife the beer sucks....its not even a full 5% alc.

no....that kid is a fuckin noob...i got my name from psychic cleo..i asked her to choose my 12oz name

ear plugs

and then you.........?

some times that can save a persons life.....i got buddies that are wasting themselves on coke..so i had to step up and bring attention to the problem..its a love thing

how the fuck do you try to "smuggle" 700 snakes

i used to go right handed but when the net porn became the rage i switched to left for typing/mouse capabilities...it also helps so your dick stays strait....fortunately im pretty balanced

straight porn...id hope so rushawn....im on that next level ill ready to drop type shit

i jacked off eight times one day when i was in eighth grade..you know when you get your first porn vhs and so you pretend to be sick to stay home from school.....yes louise its possible...a dude can fuck 8 times in a day too...my record is 5

dude guys it not that frequent...maybe 10-15 times a week...whats embarassing is the nasty porn im into

dude i know some peeps that i guess most of you would call "ghetto", usually they are the ones whose mama will put the stomp down if they act up...its a teenage thing...its like a bunch of white kids who would smoke cigs and swear like sailors in the middle of a daycare playground...all types of ignorant

THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE... just saw the trailer on TV...looks pretty dope...what do you guys think...theater worthy or wait for dvd...Im checkin this one in the theater for sure.. with Steven Spielberg how can you go wrong? heres a link to the trailer...

preach on brother....this is truth and thats what is real

oh i see slang wise...but after hours of 12oz i feel like a vacuum sucked my brain out my nose...a swiss cheese head lets say

amazing so you are sying channel zero improves your vocabulary..that is contrary to the popular belief of most scientists my friend....you are a rare breed ^^^^^^

i love how every few days there is a new post about how bill cosby died...i believe it every time and get a lil sad....jello pudding pops are soooo good

yeah i once got the hook up from a girl at home depot..she put a bunch of free cans in a bag..then she gave them to me ...when i checked it out later she had ripped the sticker to say ho depot...i didnt smash though cuz she lacked in the boot and meth mouth is pretty gross *edit: i do know mad fly girls that work there though...so cosigned *42

this fool get teh good pussy....i love you long time

yeah i like keepin it real...i get puss when ever i want it..but you know a chick just cant do it like i can....i know myself..all the ins and outs of my shaft as i stroke it up and down... hahaha im just kidding but i do love to beat it

this is awesome thread bo-j it is i, fat ralphy 12oz user and abuser of channel o who logs out then immeadiately logs back onto the oz in order to pretend 12oz is not my entire life...my girlfriend complains that i cannot give her adequate emotional support do to my 12oz channel zero addiction but i do not care..channel zero is always here for my drunkin ranks and shit talk..does it judge me NO... I AM CHANNEL ZERO.....(repeat in unison)

Re: EAT up a pitcher of gold fish

im rolling out to boston in two weeks...to peep sf vs. the green monster...im thinkin bring as much shit as you can....and your best bet is the hardware store id bet....it isnt that huge of a city so how hard could it be to find shit right?