fat ralphy

Re: TEAM ALCO make him a bloody mary using this shit

im a little disappointed that you ever actually owned tall tees.....and what is hispeed? is it alcohol or energy drink? hows the lounge i may have to peep it out if its decent *o yeah it sounds like you have a cool job....time clock manipulation and alcohol/drug use is a major plus

thats the quality we are after here ladies and gents^^^^^^^^^^^^

im here for your enjoyment.....plus by me being honest we can here all the other fucked up tales of virginity....CHALMERS that is a bad ass tale..he said five minutes later he is balls deep in dudes girl...:lol:

Re: waking up with heart burn sucks its cause tomato sauce has other ingredients in it...i seriously think they add more acidic spices like garlic and shit

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im pretty sure i got th crown so far....fucking a fat bitch in the dirt at a church...i know theres got to be some outrageous virginity tales on channel 0..i know a kid whose first time was in a train on a 40 year old lady and one of the other dudes had herpes

Re: waking up with heart burn sucks or acid reflux...same thing no? blame that shit on the tomato sauce..that shit is evil...once again another person hurt but the evils of pizza

Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. or making a sandwich

yes saddam yes^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i got a homey with cereberal palsy who could hook her up...we call him skip because he cant walk right

ditto..my grandma hurt her hip so im stayin at her pad..helpin oiut..she couldnt sleep most of the night so i was up with her...now wake up at 7:10...sucks i had like 4.5 hours sleep last night but instead of watching infomercials we watched KQED about bringing democracy to china...and how they abort hella girl babies

this thread needs MORE COWBELL

Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. i freely shake hands with homeless dudes.....im the guy that didnt wash his hands

I lost my virginity at 18...a little late i know...i boned a fat girl i had just met at a keg party...i did her in the dirt at a Korean church with whiskey dick...she looked a lil something like this but uglier.. i just thought this thread would provide some funny material....who?what?when?how? let us all know how you became the pornstar you are today!

mojitos and last night a WATERMELON JOLLY RANCHER SLURPEE MIXED WITH BUBBLEYUM SLURPEE soooo chronic

i cant believe some of you fools think this is kosher.....killed for walking on a fools front lawn?

Re: HOW TO MAKE HOGS HEAD CHEESE! dude wouldnt you rather eat some asada then some lingua or cabesa

its dope they replace it with an everlast bag..those are sick..

no im kidding....hope you feel better...try the free clinic next time

sounds like AIDS

yeah that sign owns....better then any dirty name...can anyone say this?

Re: TEAM ALCO that reminds me tomorrow night i got a cool party at a bocci ball green...all night good food bocci ball and other lawn games, milfs and mad drink.......summer has begun

Re: TEAM ALCO six pack of corona...16oz bud light...three 12oz bud then a joint and a mojito....perfect condition for some channel zero * edit: not even close to wasted

Re: Shaving cuts... yeah...sounds like you got nothing to trip off..if they would fuck you over a coupla stubby holders then they dont got your back in the first place....go virginia tech on the motherfuckers...no im playin...a good lawyer once told me to deny deny deny the only thing that can fuck you is video...i live by these words

Re: HOW TO MAKE HOGS HEAD CHEESE! nasty as fuck...id rather eat pussy then this gross shit