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This is definetly made of win and awsome.

I was able to prop five of you guys. im at 179 so far.

I remember during my junior year in higschool, the group of poeple i hung out with decided to let this punk named jason hang with us, for what ever reason jason felt like he had to establish his alpha status in the group by calling me out on every single comment i made on anything. always contradicting they shit i said trying to get in my face, and just plain being an asshole. one day jason stopped comming to school, none i us thought twice about it. i was personally getting sick of dude. a year later, our highschool is holding this "every 15 minets" thing where they talk about how a teen dies in a alchol related accident. turns out Jason and his mom were involved in a car accident where the car flippedover and crush his smug ass to death. I had absolutly no remorse. AND i dated and banged his girlfriend for a while.

Just makin it clear;)

Ive been thinking about whether or not I should retake that picture with my penis erect or flaccid in the foreground(depending on if anyone is outside or not) and sending it to him as a post card. it would say "thanks"

Fast Forward to feb 4 2008. AAA(ace hole's insurance) agrees to cover all damages. I go to a reputable bodyshop and ask for them to replace my lower valence with a GTI one instead, and that id pay to have the valence painted out of my own pocket (since my previous valence was textured and unpainted) I go to pick up my car GREAT NEWS A)the color match was absolutely flawless. and B) they got AAA to cover the paint job so i pretty much got a free painted GTI rear valence. heres a picture: FUCK YEA. today was a good day. all i need now is some pussy. "aye bitch check it new painted rear bumper."

No pictures yet nigguh?

Someone needs to invent a portal creating device, so we can test this shit out, then make a thread about it and post pictures. and maybe one picture with some tits in it.

I seen this bitch on her rag wearing white pants and a thong walk down our hallway back in highschool. I figured for a female, thats must have been pretty humiliating. she was definetly smashable though /redwingsofglory.

Immediately as we entered this bar, some of the attention was on us for what ever reason. Knowing frans, he wasnt the type to be mean mugged no matter where he was, so I was sure he was giving mean looks to the guys who decided to drag him out. and also the said group of chinese guys had probably more than just a buzz going on, which made the situation turn out the way it did. Looking back on it, the guys who started the fight were a bunch of pretty boy rich fucks whos fathers probably owned some restaurant down the street. we'll be going back to that bar again soon though.;)

About last year, me and some of my coworkers decided that after work we'd hit up this bar that night and get a few drinks. the bar is called rohan's or some shit like that, somewhat notorious for not checking IDs and fights breaking out all of the time. we enter the place and its full of these asian dudes who look like they had just walked off the set of some chinese romance soap-oprah, with the motorcycle jackets, and gap jeans sun glasses, and brown dyed hair. Now, my coworkers are a strange group. there was me, this CRAZY philipino dude well call him "pirate", don(black guy) and frans(mexican guy) needless to say we attracted some attention. after chilling and drinking for a minuet this group of like five chinese guys runs up to frans and start to drag him out of the bar, and proceed to beat his ass. of course we followed closely outside to help our boy out. And an all out brawl ensues, basically the village people(us) versus the motorcycle riding chinks from the fast and the furious. it was like 15 on 4, but we were kicking ass, drop kicking motherfuckers, accidentally punching asian bitches who got too close. finally pirate pulls out a taser and starts tazing every asian dude in site. im assuming because they all looked the same. none of us got seriously hurt, the fight ended with the said punks walking off, and leaving.

^aye nigga, nice name. props.

One time right?, I was taking off my boxer right? and then sometimes boxers got loose strings in em' right? so i pull off my boxers, and that loose string ran across the head of my penis right? that shit hurt like a muh fucka true story doe.

exactly, it would whats known as a "documentary"

Ill cosign to that. i dont get into many fights at all, but for the ones i have been in, i dont even let them get chest to chest with me, or get in my face. as soon as i sense it I throw straight jab right to the face.

I got my check from the white man, you should get yours too.

i got my two tictacs, i propped everyone back who i could.

every single time rambo killed sombody the adience clapped, that is besides the times he took out like 20 guys non-stop. and yes the church missionary female had a certain smash ability to her.

HAHAHAHAHA.:lol:

Im at 98, i tried giving everuone props that i could, i hit my limit.

Lately ive just been wanting to stick my pee pee in stuff, you know, female stuff. I GOT A CAAAR SUCK MY DIIIICK!

"poked the dog with her foot." To me if your cared enough about your pet, who's just been crushed, poking it with my foot just doesn't come to mind with me. not even if i was checking if it was dead. yo, fuck that bitch. this is coming from a guy who's NEVER had a pet in his life.

PLopziRRa!!!

One of my boys has a new girlfriend now and he doesn't want to kick it with us on account that his girlfriend always seems to have plans with him, the thing is, this bitch is stuck up as fuck, and when he brings her around she doesent talk, she does this rolls her eyes around or flicks her hair like shes got other shit to do. fuck that bitch, and when my boy gets crushed by her ass which WILL happen, were all gonna rub that shit right in his face. I'll never understand the logic of allowing yourself to be pinned down by the balls. not even if the pussy was great.