GEEB

the movie was pretty kick ass.

mine too will be big. neither homo.

I also wanted to say that after reading DAO's story, i though to myself, "there only enough room for one DAO." and so he handled his bizzwhizz

Im so close to getting that next tictac, help a brotha out.

and no victory pussy was awarded? pssht.

im probley gonna send him a picture of the new bumper his insurance, and his premium hike paid for, possibly with either my middle finger, or flacid penis in the foreground.

I was trying to make my name geebdickhandsmcCoy

decoded actually won. damn

props me if i win. i dunno, dont want to play for nothing.

said dork thinks "those" days is over. clown his ass, then get the pussy for being a total asshole, just like in the old days two years ago.

we need to make a thread, were we draw long shit like this, and post it.

at least she had the decency to tell you that. H"wait, get a condom I have herpes". Y"Oh shit!... good lookin out bitch."

One time, these two girls kept thier socks on during the escapade. they were wearing matching socks too. needless to say, as i made my exit i wiped my dick off on thier then discarded socks then bounced.

my penis, it shoots krylon.

that shit is wierd.

That shit got applied directly to his fore-grillatin.

This fancy snake thing... its gonna go places.

I sometimes feel i should have been born in the so cal area. Nice documentation of your trip. props

*UPDATE* My insurance has contacted me today, they got in touch with the other guy's insurance. they will be cutting me check courtesy of his auto insurance in a matter of days. KARMA FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN.

HAHAHAHA! handled it the same way i would of. who elese wants a peice of this "fuck you" cake?..... that what i thought.

smash

^NAaah,He had kids in the car. today i brought my car over to the body shop. looks like the rear bumper is gonna be removed and re-aligned. and the lower part of the bumper is gonna be replaced. everything totals 220$ we'll see what my insurance agent tells me next.

Honestly after leaving the scene of that bike accident as a witness i could not believe what had happened when i was struck like that. Karma's a bitch, and I just hope Karma works out in my favor soon. he can call me whatever the fuck he wants, but at the end of the day it was him who was at fault, and him who refused to cooperate. he obviously wasnt taking the situation as seriously as i was, and for this he will pay. I know he will. or his insurance at least.

Its wasnt THAT bad, more like a 5 mile per hour BANG! though my back is a little sore now, its not enough for me to bitch about.