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I should have told his ass. NO, Im a chicken eating Nigger mixed with a dog eating chink. 100% A-MUR-KAN

na, this is my parents hood, antioch. although these days people FROM richmond and oakland seem to be moving in by the hundreds.

to random hero, no, its not a turbo. although i do have performance plans for it. caligula that freakin sucks, because here in antioch the town is slowly being taken over my section 8 people who DONT have insurance so it just could have easily gone that route. this guy that hit me, looked clean cut, had two kids in his car drove a subaru, he had to have been a teacher or some shit. im sure he has insurance. but what bothers me is his refusal to give me that info. maybe he doesnt? either way once i get quotes from the body shop ill keep you all posted. what a shitty day.

This happened in front of peoples houses, some of them just went inside and looked out the window. what the fuck is wrong with people NOT helping? if theres anything i hate more its people, who when shit goes down, dont do a damn thing.

I already filed a claim, asked the cops what my options were. they told me that it was not necessary to call the cops to file a police report because nobody was injured, and both cars were driveable to a safer location. so i was correct in my actions to pull dude aside and exchange info. i gave my insurance the dudes phone number, address, and license plate number. so im sure he'll be getting a call.

the lower black part is the valence, you can see here, but theres an indentation of where his car hit. the right side of my cars rear bumper seems to have been "pushed up" I hope this racist bastard is gonna pay.

Im stopped at a redlight when suddenly i hear a bang as my car jerks forward, now, just FIVE MINUTEs ago i had left the scene of an accident between a motorcycle and a truck that I was a witness too along with a handful of other people. at this point i was in sort of a daze because of the witnessed accident. at first i couldent belive it, i though somehow maybe my foot left the clutch pedal and i stalled the car. i pull up my E-brake turn on my blinkers and look at the rear, doesnt look like any damage was caused. either way i tell the guy who rear ended me to pull in the walgreens parking lot near by. he tries to apoligize saying he was on the cell phone talking to his kids teacher. upon further inspection you can see the indentation his plate made on my lower textured valence, and also the upper painted valence is EVER SO SLIGHTLY misaligned with the hatch door. he tries to claim that there is no damage to my car and doesnt understand why i want to exchange information. he refuses to give me any of his insurance information, but he does give me his home phone, and address, i also took his plate down. FIRST OFF the guy tries to offer me 40$ to forget the whole thing, when i refuse he claims that i HAVE NO CASE because there wasnt enough damage. he also had the nerve to ask me if i was an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. (because my skin is brown)Afterwards after he storms off, this guys is like 55 years old or so, very clean cut looking. I go home and call his number in order to get his insurance information, he still refuses making empty threats on how i dont have a case, and i "didnt call the police at the time so its like it never happened" when in fact the cops WONT write a report UNLESS there is an injury. I filed a claim today gave my insurance his info and his custom plate number. i hope this gets sorted out. my car is only 2 moths old. And it looks like ill need a new lower valence, and perhaps the upper painted part needs to be taken off, inspected and reinstalled to get rid of the slight crookedness. what do you guys think? I hope his insurance will step up. tomarro im gonna have to get estimates on repairs.

So im running some errands today and just as im on my way home making this turn, the guy on his motor bike behind me gets hit by this truck thats going straight(through traffic). the guy on his bike literally flips over the front of the bike, hits the ground. right after that the guy who hit him stops and gets out with his hands on his head screaming "OH GOD!" Bike dude hops up, hes in serious pain, and starts hopping around on one of his legs, he pull his helmet off and limps over to the side walk and lays down. some of the other people who saw this run over to the guy on his bike to make sure he lays down and doesnt move. I stopped and called the cops right after i saw what happened and hung out to explain the situation and gave the cops my info. Im sure bike dude will be okay, he was conscious the whole time. and now, pics: FIVE MINUTES LATER I GET REAR ENDED AT A RED LIGHT. thats gonna be on a second thread.

"then surprises your dick with a punch from a fist wearing a cock-punch glove." HA.

hahaha, i swear she had me on limp dick mode for the rest of that evening.

Its like an hour and a half drive. im sure theres some sort of parallel version of her at every lowes.

Lowes in antioch, i can understand your affinity for the thick chicks, but this chick was FAT not even a cute fat.

Sometimes my politeness has gotten me into some pretty UNcomfortable situations, especially with the fatties or the homos, one situation: 1)Im at lowes to return this shower head that doesn't work, walk up to the customer service counter. and theres this fat chick working there, being the polite guy i am, i smile and say "good morning". the return begins. She goes:"i like your shirt" and i reply with a thankyou. shes scanning stuff looks up at me and tells me how purrdy my eyes are so i thank her for that too. somehow during this mundane exchange simple thanksyous and such she thinks im flirting with her asking me what i do,im cute. maybe we can hang out. I killed it REAL quick and said no thanks then walked out. I'm not even gonna talk about the homo encounter at GAP.

they are litterally ALL OVER the place in some of the parks here in san francisco.

This guy isnt funny, hes just a miserable faggot that stupid people ie: most people THINK is funny. Please look under "carlos mencia."

i never forget a face, nor do i forget a nice ass. I can identify exactly who a female is just by looking at her butt. of course id have to match a face with the ass first.;)

id push a bookshelf full for encyclopedias onto those motherfuckers if i ever saw them "jazz walking" my way in the street.

Made me think of this:

naw, if anything retitle it: "I love my mamma, but i hate these bitches:The bitches i hate thread." i suppose we can also list dudes we hate, ie: bitch ass niggas or bitch ass marks.

Indian folks are some of the most ignorant people i ever have to deal with at my job. alot of them really do smell like curry powder too. They think i dont know my shit because Im not white or my eyes arent slanted enough to look asian. Im also sure they can sense the black in me which is why they'd rather talk to "that guy" you mean the blond haired blue eyed guy over there right? and fuck older asian folks too. they just as ignorant and racist as indian folks.

I though I'd bring this thread back to life because the bitch i hate most in the world (old news) is now a mom. when i heard this on the news i couldent believe it because: 1) Theres no way this bitch does NOT have teeth in her Vagina. 2) in order for her to become pregnant some THING(david) had to have gotten an erection, and held that erection long enough (10 seconds minimum) to get her preggos. Id also like to add lady E to the list of bitches i hate because soon after she showed up 12oz changed a little. /no pic.

OR!?!!!

some of you will get it. props to the first one though.

Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!

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