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xen

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  1. I fully appreciate the new standards but the odds of me ever getting up to 1000 posts is pretty slim because if I have nothing positive to contribute, I probably won't. In fact most of the posts I have are post whoring on threads that I know will be closed. If this becomes the standard, PLEASE ask me for rail maps so I can get a legitimate post count up as not to be banned. And while we're at it, can you send in a money order on GP for a premium account. Not that I give a rat's ass about privliges, I just love the site and know it is expensive.. Love all you pricks, cunts and assholes.
  2. xen

    Dear ________,

    Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Grim Reaper Now that you have come for the one I love most, fuck off. Seriously. Dear People that have paypal accounts and are able to be premium members: Fuck off. Dear people that know how to use the search feature and not have to ask lame questions like how to use paypal: Fuck off. I will figure this shit out. Dear people that pay bills and have good credit: Fuck Off.
  3. I was tweakin by myself one night that's when I wrote this tune Didn't have no need for that bed in my hotel room Sometimes right now since I've left the pen Feels like I'm right back there again Sorry I been sleepin on this shit but who didn't know he was a tweaker. I am just about the biggest sublime fan going. That's like being surprised Kurt was suicidal. Being old sucks.....Happy Birthday to Jimi. Seriously. Crank some Little Wing and then bitch about drugs.
  4. I don't blame you for seeking a translator. Were they serious?
  5. On my Xth bday i went outside to piss and completely shart. I went back in and my old lady sucked me to the scrotum and I don't know if I got it all. I told her and she trusted I scrubbed but I didn't.
  6. I didn't see the point in starting a new thread but Russell Maroney caught the westbound and the world is so much worse off for it. This is the man that taught me everything I need to know about how to survive on the streets and in the world. He is my namesake and my idol and those of you that drink, tip for him. Those that pray, include him in your prayers. May he ride the highball to the big rock candy mountain. May we all meet him on the otherside.
  7. Looks like you had some fun there. I'm holed up untill march or april then it's back out. I still prefer the grainer hole myself.
  8. I met some of the most amazing artists while locked up. Especially in the hole. Take the cheapest bic pen, cut it in half, wrap it in aquarium(sp?) tube, and produce a portrait. I was seriously blown away. My mom still has a few of the envelopes I drew for her while locked up and if I ever get a chance, I'll post them up. I still have these patterns on the back of request slips somewhere. These are all prison tats. http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00165/39/09/165699093_m.jpg http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00165/09/88/165698890_m.jpg http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00165/96/50/165700569_m.jpg http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00165/33/59/165699533_m.jpg
  9. I was gonna spout off about how are those girls gonna put themselves in that position, what did they expect, probably just a book deal etc. Whatever.
  10. I don't dress up but I don't slob it out either. Here when you go to court from jail they put you in the black and white stripes, hose you down, and don't give you a comb so every one sits there shackled up looking like charles manson. I actually preferd the old hunter orange. Usually my fate is decided before I even get to the judge but it still makes you feel like a scumbag sitting there like that with all the "polite" society staring at you.
  11. Helmet laws. There's a reason. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_ibMHPQflM
  12. http://www.burningflags.com/pics/buffyL.jpg
  13. damn. 62. So does that mean I can opt out of paying into social security?
  14. It took me forever to beat. I was disappointed to find out after all that effort, it was a girl. http://www.metroidclub.com/the_games/Metroid_NES_Box.jpg
  15. of course this now has http://www.mp3.ge/covers/af0ce90d.jpeg animal farm in me head and must listen.
  16. [url=http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00002NDUA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg][/url] http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00002NDUA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://www.iveestudios.com/IMAGES/12inches/AllinAll.jpg
  17. Re: i want to see you late 2007 verion http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/baskone/trespass.jpg http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/baskone/IMG014.jpg
  18. Their adventure kind of sounds like my tramp trip this summer. Granted I had enough sense not to hop a bottomless car but got stuck 35 miles to nowhere when the coal car pulled into a power plant. http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/baskone/IMG005.jpg I let myself get suckered into the returning merchandise hustle. I say "let" because i was running this one back in '93 so I knew what was up but since I developed morals somewhere, I don't do the actual theiving any more but I needed some funds so I went for it. Now I can't return anything to Home Depot without a receipt. I did meet some OK bums but when you tell them you don't panhandle, they acted like they were going to slap us around 1940's hysterical female style. http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/baskone/IMG007.jpg (i'm behind the cam) Invest in some hiking boots.http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/baskone/IMG014.jpg (me)
  19. cow tipping is to Old Milwaukee as___________is to nippertipping? I don't know. http://www.startribune.com/blogs/randball/wp-content/uploads/000000000000000000001cow.jpg
  20. You don't ever really "get over it" you just figure out how to go on with your life. You drink. You engage in self destructive behavior, you fuck anything that will hold still long enough and agree not to call the cops. You write. you listen to every song that you relate to them and obcess. But end the end, cliches become so because they are true. Time, brother. Time
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