1mosh pit (so many times, too old now. you kids hurt me)
2 sleep on the streets (still do when the weather is nice)
3 shave your head (Tried it but am too skinny/egghead to wear it)
4 get a tattoo (Have 23)
5 impersonate jimmy walker (have said dy-no-mite at the wrong time. Does that count?)
6 call someone a wanker (almost daily/not english)
7 go to Iceland
8 go on a submarine(no to either)
9 moon someone(So often as not to be fun anymore)
10 sing in an elevator(while pissing. Done, Urination seems to be a running theme for me)
12 go to a school reunion(hated it while I was there, why relive it?)
13 get in a fight(been to prison for it, not as cool as it sounds)
14 go to a jousting tournament (does a rennaisance fair count?)
15 doggie(No pics but it happened
16 learn another language(Donde esta aqui)
17 make fun of another language(french is fun)
18 say “that’s what she said” in a completely inappropriate situation(Tomorrow)
19 missionary(position or career?)
21 play with fire(had plastic surgery on 2 occasions)
23 dance in an elevator(while pissing and singing. Seriously. It was this night
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26 have an arch enemy ( I have 3)
27 go to an alcohol anonymous meeting(Ihave SOOOO many stories. dropped a 1.75 liter in front of one and drank it off the sidewalk before going in)
29 learn all the words to a movie(the breakfast club, willie wonka and the chocolate factory)
32 shoplift(Now gets enhanced to a felony. 18 months DOC last time)
34 69(yep)
37 go to a fancy restaurant and eat with your hands(ordered crab, ate with hands, dine and ditched. Jacksonville landing, y'all know where)
39 get kicked out of a movie(Walk The Line most recently)
42. get food at a drive through and throw the food back at the worker(It's on the list just not the top. Fire In the Hole would rule)
50 go cow tipping(Rural Myth. tried and failed)
51 go to a really black church (Seriously. That shit is so much fun. They get DOWN like syndrome. Everyone should)
54 seduce a homeless person(not that hard /nohomo)
55 prank a drunk person(you probably are right now)
56 have a one night stand(done. nothing more)
58 say “nigga” to a black person without getting jumped(daily.)
59 learn to breakdance(someday. I can kick a windmill. ya i said it)
69 go out with a bang(maybe my new number 1)
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