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CALIgula

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  1. me too....but im gonna fast forward through those parts. my ex made me watch mama mia....wish i coulda fast forwarded through most of that....except for abba....abba is cool.
  2. holy shit....skydiving without a parachute?!?
  3. dear symbols, i dont know how to use a blow torch :( cG dear TDB, my costume would be "blow torch man"....um....wow...that sounds super gay! cG dear sleaze, monkey mask could work....but i read online that they will automatically dismiss the ticket if the opposite gender to the person who the car is registered to was driving (so if the car is registered to a man and a woman is driving, they will dismiss the ticket)...im thinking about buying a wig...lol. cG dear I_R, lol....i'll cut them down too! cG
  4. false...but i did sex her...and then i laughed about it. the person below me wears socks to bed.
  5. true....stop snitchin! the person below me would pay dowry for an overseas indian mail order bride with pickled pigs feet.
  6. false, i didnt see her yesterday. but the girl in the hot tub at my gym looked pretty good. the person below me is a voyeur.
  7. ended up ordering this one..... from china $106 shipped....just got it in the mail after about a two week wait. i like it so far.
  8. smash the lady in the lingerie on the last page.
  9. true....only my own though....they sound like a seal fighting with a howler monkey. the person below me knows a howler monker.
  10. dear red light cameras, i hope some crazy person walks around with a blowtorch and cuts you all down! almost $600 in fines!?!??!?!?!?......fuuuuuuck.....its like im buying the city an ipad or something!....assholes. cG
  11. false....mine smells like roses. tpbm's farts smell like candy.
  12. creating a new lab technique called middle eastern blots.
  13. false, i just ate...plus rats arent appetizing. the person below me thinks that squirrels are more appetizing than rats.
  14. havent read les miserables since high school...but im rereading it again. i can only read a little bit at a time because ive been so busy with work, but im at about 350 pages..another 170 to go. also, the movie is on HBO GO until November 1st, so I have a week to finish it so that I can watch the movie afterwards.
  15. false. ive never been there. the person below me was a victim of peru abuse.
  16. last two netflix movies i saw was sushi the global catch and dive both were informative.
  17. last thing i saw in the theater was were the millers pretty funny i thought....had me "lol" in about 13 or 14 different places. give it an 8.5 out of 10.
  18. dear sey sey sey, where you been at?? cG
  19. so the guys just sideswipes the car gets out talks shit and then takes off. i believe you'd get shot for that here in the states....well, at least get your ass beat.:lol:
  20. trying to relieve this fucking back pain....man im getting old.
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