CALIgula

was never really a fan of gshock watches, but i seen my cousin wearing this in l.a. and i thought it was a nice everyday watch, so when i came back to sac, i bought one too.

yum! smash!! so, did anybody get a screengrab of newgirl's titties?

dear medcab, yes they are. cG dear van, $50 is a really good deal for a full detail. my homie used to have a crackhead detail his cutlass for $20. the guy would actually do a really goodjob. cG

p.s. but on the bright side, my coworker just hooked me up with 4 free car wash coupons to another car wash place here in town...but they expire on august 31st, so I can get 4 free washes in the next month...1 free wash a week! :)

dear van, i got "the works" for $23.99 +tax and a $5 tip for people that were hand drying my car in the 97 degree weather. the works included the following: Full Service Regular Wash Air Freshener Black Magic Tire Dressing Wheel Cleaner Spot Free Rinse Blue Coral Triple Treatment It was the 2nd most expensive service...the most expensive being "The manager's special" The only thing more expensive than the manager's special is hand detailing the car which ranges from $124.99 to $299.99. cG

dear medcab, yeah, ive been having shitty luck with my car. just paid about $30 for a car wash last week, and after driving on the freeway the past few days, its all dirty again too. i need to just take public transit or something. cG

were up all night to get lucky.

dear asshole who broke into my car, you're lucky that i didnt catch you in the act and beat the shit out of you. i hope you got really pissed off when you realized i dont keep any valuables in my car and the only thing you came away with is about 60 cents....not enough to buy shit you bitch ass motherfucker. cG p.s. i hope you get herpes on your asshole and cancer of the throat.

dear smdoublexL, symbols is right. some people have actually used 12ozmatch.com and it has worked for them! cG p.s. may attend family reunion in henderson, nv in september.

how?

true....im sick of all fuckers. the person below me can do a cartwheel

feelin that teck9 piece

lol...even the down syndrome kids are with it.

yes and yes.

true....and i have a lot of errands to run today. the person below me hates hot weather.

Dear Pro, well, thats racist! cG

dear TDB, yeah, i have 3 stock hubcaps and missing one makes the car look really shitty...so i probably will just get one from the junkyard...if i can find one that fits, it would definitely alleviate the shitiness. also, yeah, im planning on taking mom & dad out to a nice restaurant for some steaks....as for the gf, she doesnt like chocolate or flowers...she keeps hinting at a ring, but that shit aint happenin anytime soon! lol jk ..i dunno. on the bright side, i had some stickers in my car, so i got off a couple slaptags on the freeway and in the hood. cG dear MedCab, thanks man! i need it!...july has started off way too shitty. oh, by the way...i was talking to a co-worker who used to live close to your city (he's a dual citizen) and he told me the best way to visit tdot is to fly to detroit and rent a car and drive to the border....does that sound about right? ...yes? no? maybe? cG

dear tdb, nope everything is not good with me. :( two days ago i was driving home from work at 1:30am on the freeway and all of a sudden i ran over a bunch of debris that i didnt see until the last second....what ever it was sliced my front right tire in two places. so at 1:30 am, in the dark on the side of the freeway on a hot day (it was about 108 degrees all day and still in the upper 80s by 1am) i jacked up my car, took off the lugnuts, removed my tire and put on the spare from the trunk. decided to take the side streets home instead of the freeway and spare tire blows out in the middle of the hood. by this time it was about 2:30am. had to call my gf, wake her up from her sleep (she had to wake up at 5am for work)..asked her for ride to parents house..call mom, wake her up and ask her for a ride in the morning to tire shop. empty car of valuables, parked it and left it in the hood..got to sleep at 4am. wake up at 7:30am...mom gives me ride to tire shop (since gf is at work)...buy a used tire for $25...take tire to hood (luckily car is still there and hasnt been broken into) at 9:00pm and proceed to put used tire on car (in roughly 90degree weather). ask dad to buy me new tire and tell him i will pay him back....nap...6 hours later...wake up...dad bought me new tire and new rim..and had it put on my car...says i owe him $140. today...go to tire shop again...buy a used spare tire for $20...since hubcap doesnt fit on new rim, ask the pakistani guy at the tire shop to take off new tire and new rim and put the new tire on old rim and put the used tire on the new rim (for a back up)...guys say ok, but $10 per tire ($20 more dollars)...i say ok and pay him another $20....drive back to parents house...drive to bank to withdraw some money to pay dad back....notice my hubcap is missing....now i have to shell out another $40 for a new set of hubcaps (or just go to the junkyard). so far ive spent $205...depending on whether or not I buy a new set of hubcaps, i might spend a bit more. #fuckmylife :( cG

Dear TDB, i lol'd irl at your haiku. cG

true...and ive tried both. the person below me has a huge ego.

dear heat wave, fuck off! seriously....anything over 100 is overkill, but 109?!?...gtfoh. oh and i heard vegas and phoenix have gotten it worse. cG

im probably gonna get shit for this, but mear cbs. or totem.

dear seyseysey, yeah...dude was an older flip..i could tell he was by his accent. cG

dem labias

pizza and waiting for the nba draft