i could post some good ones in this thread if i remembered them. i heard this gem at work, most people there are like maude flanders. "i can't believe she lets her drink wine, i wrote a letter to dear abby about it, but sometimes she doesn't give good answers".
and i thought my night went bad because my piece turned out shitty. although i didn't find that out until i got home, so i can't really say it went bad
mopar all the way. coz mopars have the most character. if you're getting an old car though, expect to have to fix things all the time and lots of downtime. but when everything goes right, it's like smoking crack without the crack