Dick Quickwood

i almost got in a crash tonight, on a T intersection where you have two left turn lanes that intersect, both of us were turning left at the same time and i tried to pass in front of the other guy, he missed hitting me on the side by feet. plus i was in my moms car which is our only transportation. fuck i'm glad there was no crash, and i'm gonna use that as a lesson to drive more carefully

always call the cops and make a police report. that's what i hear you should do

an assologist

i wished i had those when i had a bb gun splat

this is my shit

it's the black andy warhol

that outdoor shit is where it's at

no one will ever figure out what that means, no way.

ask for more batteries at the front desk

when you eat beans, if you gotta go you gotta go. i contemplated that while taking a mad outdoor dump the other day on the other side of a wall from someone's backyard. it was like two huge logs. i was hoping they're gonna be in their yard and be like, damn, what's that smell

people like that don't deserve to be thanked. man i hate black people that act like i'm the cause of all their problems because i'm white. fuck you and i hope you enjoy being a second class citizen because enjoyment is the only good thing you're gonna get out of it. by the way, fuck mexicans that think they are descendents of montezuma himself and therefore are all uppity like they better than you, just for existing.

my nose gushes blood for no reason sometimes, i'm afraid of bleeding out

put salt on those bitches

i found some stuff on a drill bit in my extended families' barn/garage once that could have been anything, and i smoked it, and it was in fact resin. i think i tested it by burning a little bit of it first. still, that was risky

i always wanted to smoke dust too

microsoft should have spent some of the money they spent on marketing on making a better product, because the zune susks

Re: when it's all said and done, modest mouse will probably be one of my favorite bands ev pantera? you're joking right

doesn't that mean like 3/4 of the liquid in her body was alcohol?

smash, i'd have her worshipping the devil in no time

what a bunch of losers

this totally belongs in my quote thread

awesome. me and my mom picked up my dad from the city jail for dui once, they found him passed out on a lawn in in front of his truck with an open door

i wouldn't shit myself a bit unless it was for some unrelated reason, but it might even be a positive thing if you deleted it

Re: US recession is already here wtf is a recession