Jump to content

porque

Member
  • Posts

    1,655
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by porque

  1. ...fuck you brian...at least i can drive a car and buy beer... ...i'm 24...and yes, i feel old...
  2. did you know he was borderline autistic? Quoted post [/b] ...no...but i'm not surprised...did you ever try to read his autobiography?...
  3. ..."i'm sorry officer, he was a negroe and he approached me. I felt threatened so I shot him"... ..."Oh, well as long as you felt threatened first, there's no need for charges"...
  4. ...i'm such an old school art hater...i'm really into mathew barney, mathew ritchie, mike kelley and a bunch of other contemporary artists... ...early frank stella, jasper johns, and rauchenberg was fuckin genious as well... ...and of course warhol...the man that changed everything...
  5. ...that is the craziest thing about this...the school had a guard, metal detectors, cameras...all of the prison style crack down that got rolled out on public schools after columbine...and none of it made any difference...the police reponded to the school in less than five minutes...and still this happened... ...but instead of people saying that these measures are pointless and not addressing the real problem (i.e social issues that cause these situations) i'm sure we'll start hearing about how if the guard was armed none of this would have happened...the next thing we know there's gonna be guards with shotguns walking around the lunch room just waiting for a kid to start a food fight...
  6. ...i saw an article on this on the nytimes websitre and then procedded to spend the rest of my time at work playing around with it...definately not up to date...but still bad ass...
  7. ...nice work herm...the pepe e2e wins...
  8. ...fuck yeah...rip sir arnie...he will be missed... ...shutmdown...i believe those stainless cars are actually coalies...i know that csx runs a line through the south on the coast with nothing but them on it...i'm betting that this is the same line as i have seen many of those cars before on it...
  9. ...the first thing you have to do is have a serious and repsectful talk with her about th wholw situation...make sure thta she knows everything that will be involved in having a child, as well as everything you have to do...let her know you don't feel ready to be a father, but don't push abortion on to her, just explain your rational...the thing is that abortion and miscarriage both carry serious psychological weight for her and, believe it or not, you...it's not something to be jumped at just because it's an option... ...it sucks for a child to grow up with parents that weren't ready for them, but it's even worse when that child grows up in a house that dad deserted becasue he 'didn't want that kid'...don't be a fuckin dead beat...if she has the kid, you better be willing to sacrifice your life for that kid, even if it means you can't paint, or go out drinkin with the guys every night...be a fuckin man...life's a bitch sometimes, do the best you can...
  10. ...i read some where that indiana doesn't take part in daylightsavings...except for one county...
  11. ...i went to one of those fucked up cult churches when I was a kid that didn't celebrate christmas...so whenever we did christmas stuff in school i wasn't allowed to particiapte...well in 1st or 2nd grade a bunch of kids decided it would be funny to joke on me about it...i got pissed and started ranting to the entire class about how santa is fake and it's just their parents that give them presents and that why the poor kids don't get anything...so while everyone was just staring at me in disbelief I told them all to just ask the teacher, cause she knows...well the teacher was completly dumfounded and just sat their silent not knowing what to...there's a moment of silence and then ALL the kids in the class just start bawling their eyes out...then i got in the face of the kids that were teasing me and called them crybabies...this seriously lasted for about five minutes before the teacher finally said something and tried to take control, which consisted of sending me to the office...they tried to have me suspended but my mom was really cool and told them they had no right to punish me for telling the truth and thta if they did she would sue them...i ruined christmas for those kids...and that teacher either quit or moved after that year... ...more elementary school...i burned down a forest once...we used to break into all the houses in the neighborhood that were for sale and write as many bad words as we could think of with the spray paint that we stole from this weird guys garage (...ahh graffiti roots)...and we used to joke the fuck out of this kid that seriously had such a problem with pissing his pants that he had to wear some sort of electric underwear device that let him know when he had to piss...thta ones a little self explanatory... ...middle school...i was the only white kid in my gym class in 8th grade, so i was already picked on...on top of that I happened to be pretty good at sports...so one day we're all playin basketball on the outside court...which mind you had slightly lower rims than regulation, probably 9.5 or so...so i wind up dunking on this kid really hard, like embarassment to him style...he gets pissed about it and keeps posting up on me the rest of the game, throwing elbows and shit like that...well i wound up blocking quite a few of his shots during this, including a lay up where i grabbed the ball and threw it back in his face...anyway...by the time we get back to the locker room he's pissed, and he and all his boys are standing around me talkin shit and just giving me little shoves tryin to start shit...i try to settle it and shit, tell em to just start swingin if they're tryin to fight...but they just keep doing pussy shit like smaking my backpack out of my hand and stuff...well this continues all the way through the hallway back to where the 8th grade classes were...they keep pushing me in the back and stepping on my shoes and callin me bitch and other stupid stuff...well we reach the middle of where alll the 8th graders are and everyone is out changing classes and going to thei lockers and i just stop, turn around and punch the guy right in the face...dude goes straigh down and just lays there, out cold...all his boys are staring at me like they're going to do shit, but just stand there...so for no reason what so ever at all, i kicked the guy in the head a few times while he was lying on the floor out cold...i still feel bad about that... ...i also embarased the hell out of a few girls that told me they had crushes on me that i feel really bad about now... ...by the time i got to high school i wasn't as much of an ass...
  12. ...hot shit!...diesels...streamliners...wooden boxes...great fuckin post!...
  13. ...fuck yeah...i've been in the midwest about six months and no one has ever heard of yueng...best five doller six pack you will ever buy...$1.20 tall boys used to keep me company in the yard every night...
  14. ...yankee hotel foxtrot is a solid album...start to finish...ghost is born is good too...
  15. ...seriously though...i've never even noticed that...either i'm secure enough...or it's cause i never got any complaints...
  16. ...it's no easier for guys...brain heart and penis all kinda think together...even when brain and heart are on the same side, penis can just jump in and say, "...but guys, come on now"...and it's an argument all over again...it usually has to be a unanimous decesion... ...i find it hard to believe that pussy doesn't have a say so...as much as you ladies would like us to believe otherwise...
  17. ...one song?...how long do you guys last?...i'm an album kinda guy...
  18. ...that's a damn fine post...
  19. porque

    for 4 weeks now

    ...i didn't get to ride at all this season...fuckin sucked...
  20. ...my stepdad's pretty cool...but i went through all that crazy shit when my parents were still living together...people really suck sometimes...
  21. ...i only smoke when i'm drinking, depressed, stressed, painting or after sex...which pretty much means all day...but i can quit anytime I want...
  22. ...credit cards are a crazy industry..they charge retailers everytime they accept one of their cards...then they charge you for not paying on time...it's all profit...and now that they've made it damn near impossible for an individual to declare bankrupcy...they've got you by the balls for life...i don't ever use mine...it's an emergency thing and that's it...
×
×
  • Create New...