mr.yuck

I haven't watched regular cable tv in probably close to 15 years. Do they still have those cosmic psychic commercials where you can call in, answer a few questions, and find out if your dog was some one famous in a previous life? In retrospect that shit seems totally worth $1.95 a minute.

I'm gonna get my fridge wrapped to look like a coogi sweater.

@One Man Bannedyou could bootleg that D&G fridge and get a vehicle wrap done on your refrigerator. Is that a new business? Matching Custom wrapped appliances!

I tried to find a similar replacement colorwise made out of a more modern material. Beaucoup Bucks!!!

Yeah the Mimi Eisenhower pink bathrooms are great. This house I'm in now had like a mint green cast iron tub in the hall bath. I did about everything I could to salvage that damn thing. I did use it a few times though before I smashed it I to a thousand piece.

Haha. Mine had some wild yellow and brown patterned linoleum floor.

It might be my surroundings to be honest with you. Living in a military town, everyone here is pretty lockstep with the status quo. There is an extreme lack of street culture here across the board. If there is any real sub or counter culture around here, they are mad underground, and I can respect that.

2400 tweets a day? Chill out bro!

Baby come back!

I sometimes think about how being a professional athlete is really just a job and wonder how it would be if I had a sports commentator doing a play by play of my work day.

My grandma had that green stove with the matching green fridge. That shit was a staple of my childhood.

I was lamenting earlier today on the death of sub culture and counter cultures. Everything feels so plastic and marketed anymore. Then I fell back and realized that MAGA is a counterculture. Jesus Christ. It almost feels like society is done evolving.

Yeah I went and got one, one time. It was the shit and I'd really like to go more often. I'd like to go with my old lady but she has mad sensory issues and hates other people touching her.

Bro I'm telling you, I installed a floor in one of these new open floor plan homes where there's basically a stair case in the middle of the house up to the second floor and all of the rooms flow all around that stair case brick. By the time I rolled all the floor all the way around that center point and it was time for them to meet back up, the floors were off by about a half inch. You boy was bout ready to cry. Luckily it was a floating floor. I cut the floor away from the walls where it was a little tight and did a running jump onto the floor to make it shift a little. I did this until the bitches lined back up. Took like and hour and a half and I was sweating it.

Is the dog for real the mayor? Please say yes.

It's like he took the zoom meeting out into the real world a spin.

That's dope, though.

Thoughtful is good. If it pops back in your head, and you have the gumption, give it another go.

Bro that looks great. I'm gonna be honest, I didn't have high hopes with you trying to piece in to basically 2 existing floors. You fucking killed that shit!!

I feel like my entire life is a cautionary tale. If y'all are thinking about doing something new and you're not really sure; run that shit by my DMs first. I'll never lead you astray.

@Schnitzelpizza receipt

Wasn't Twitter supposed to have caved in by now?

Damn noes I hate to hear this. I did an SEO thing years ago. These butthole smokers just did Google pay words for me, which is something I could have done myself, and paying them plus pay by click plus them putting me as an ad that pops up first, that no one ever clicks on, cost me a fortune. I cuss these fools out every time they call me now.