mr.yuck

Haha. I forgot the best part. She hired her own plumber to fix the drain stub coming out of the wall. This hood billy motherfucker has the bitch back graded. Your sink is never gonna drain until it starts filling with water. I didn't let her know either. Double fuck you bitch.

Cheez it's, white cheddar.

I had a home owner straight yell at me and my wife this morning. Like straight dogging us up and down. Our quality of work is trifling. They could have did it better themselves. They went on a tirade for 5 minutes straight. They called their insurance company and told them all about how trash we are. They finally wrapped up by saying they weren't going to sign over the insurance check to us unless we did such and such extra work to make up for ______. Gotcha bitch. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to do exactly what's on this paper work and the general contractor is going to pay me for my troubles. Do sign the check over, don't sign the check over, I don't care. General contractor is going to sue you into the dirt and your insurance company is probably gonna drop you. I fuckin forgot how shitty these hood booger insurance customers are.

When Biden craps his diaper and it gets all over his nuts.

Who here hasn't contemplated some form of this fuckery at some point in their life?

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Went to my favorite Mongolian bbq place for the first time since before the pandemic. Life feels more normal again all of a sudden. They got new tables and chairs. It's been the same tables and chairs for the past 17 years. The update looks good.

Wiping is so 20th century

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I think I like those.

Speaking of updates...

I can get behind that! Thanksgiving- TURKEY 4th of July- TURKEY Presidents day- TURKEY Memorial day- TURKEY Black History Month- TURKEY Watch what happens if you try and eat a bald eagle and some one finds out. That's not an America I want to live in.

Fuckin bullshit ass birds fakin the funk.

That's awesome. No one has wooden shutters anymore.

Looks like our man is getting the help he needs and is back on his meds.

Not familiar with the song but Robert Plant sounds familiar though.

That would be a dope way of saying you're gonna bust some ones head, but sloppy and noodle together just give off max ProHomo vibes.

Hahaha. That dude's face is so punchable. I can't tell if it's more or less punchable now that we all know his dirty liberal secrets. I'm leaning towards more punchable.

Haha. I mean, I say all manner of retarded shit that goes against my core beliefs because I understand humor and can find humor in a lot of situations. I don't try and pass it off as news or fact, though. You're right ndv, fuck the tuck.

I'm about to short circuit

The Slippery Tucker When you are fucking her from the back and right before you nut, you pull out and jizz all over a frozen TV dinner. You then make an edgelord hot take and then hit her in the back of the head with the frozen dinner.